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Orang Pendek

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"I don't mean to be cold revolutionary guy, where you're cold but you still have stuff going on." -Me, while half asleep.
Other than that, I don't even know where to start. I guess I'm pretty loud. And funny, I can be funny also. I mean, what do they want you to say here? The typical turn ons and turn offs?
Hello, I'm Steve, I like puppies, thunderstorms, and tiger balm?
There's not a simple answer to who I am. I guess I'm one of those people you'd have to meet and talk to before anything I could write here will make sense. We'll see how this goes.
I'm a music freak. All kinds. Knowing that, my job makes more sense: I work in radio. Depending on how you define "work." Despite my picture up there, I am not a licensed creator of foam combat armor, but I'm REALLY trying.
I love movies. All kinds. I'll sit through just about anything, and can usually find something to like about everything. Whether that's a strength or a weakness I try not to think about too much.
I'm a night person. Oh hells yes, the hours I usually keep, you'd bet cash that I can smoke rock with the best of em, I keep super tweaked out hours. Want a rock, gotta find a rock.
No, I don't really do drugs at all. I started smoking again after quitting a couple times because I am a moron. Hello, I'm a moron, can I bum a smoke? CURRENT SMOKING STATUS: Cutting back. Different from quitting. Feel free to give me one if I ask.
I'll keep you posted, if I win any elections, or anything.
OH. I HATE hate trucker caps.
I went to all this effort, and no one's going to read this. Come on. Based on that picture, is anyone going to click on my profile? Nosir. :) I can say whatever I want, and no one's EVER gonna read this.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Babes, obviously. Is this a trick question? Not to do it, or anything. I have a live-in babe now. She was mail-ordered from the Ukraine.

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Go to Ultrasound technician school

My Blog

ATTN: Local (Modesto-ish) Bands

Hey there little buddies, it's your pal Jonathan Livingston Chimpo. I do love you, lots. But it has come to my attention that my profile does not accept, and indeed outright DENIES friends requests fr...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:53:00 GMT

Not a fan of fake cans.

I can't be sure what prompted me to discuss this on my bloggity. I think it stems from yesterday's discussion of a certain calendar model's alleged fake cannitude. Is it a function of my huge ego that...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:28:00 GMT

In order to show that I am unique, I will wear Hurley and Volcom like everyone else.

I went to see the Taste of Chaos tour in Sacramento last night, and you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a 15 year old kid wearing a Hurley or Volcom shirt. As always, trucker caps were plent...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:44:00 GMT

dum now

Ever feel like you are now dumber than you were in, say, high school? The internal debate is currently at a stalemate. I'm torn between two options: yes, I am dumber now than I was, or no, I just thou...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Oct 2004 20:29:00 GMT

Glass is cool

I'm kind of a fan. I mean, you can maybe see through it, but only if it's transparent. You can KIND OF see through if it is translucent. And if it's opaque, you're fucked.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Aug 2004 18:27:00 GMT

Squee!

Blog Blog Blog, all day long. I'm just trying this. NOT THAT YOU ARE READING IT.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Aug 2004 10:04:00 GMT