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cortney

The sassy frassy lassie...

About Me



I love taking pictures. I want to be a stay at home mom someday. I like old french pop songs. I went to camp with one of the people who was on the OC. I'm told I have a nice bottom. I like going to horror conventions. I want to learn how to tattoo. I don't know how to drive. I've got a piercing in a very scandalous place. I'm engaged to the best fella on the planet. I think Grapenuts are delicious. I'm a sucker for bad romanctic comedies. I'd like to travel cross country and stay at every sleazy motel along the way. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Betty Grable!
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My Interests

Animation, Burlesque, Caleb, Cameras, Children, Comic Books, Corsets, Diners, Felting, Fifties Fashion, Halloween, Hawaii, Hollywood, Knitting, Leg Show, Mix Tapes, Movies, NPR, The World Famous Pontani Sisters, Old Porn, Quilting, Rock Shows, Sewing, This American Life, Tuck, Vintage Lingerie, Vinyasa, Vinyl

I'd like to meet:

George Hamilton and Harry Reems...they are both so darn cute.

Music:

The Decemberists, Sloan, Ween, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Dwarves, Belle and Sebastian, Ted Leo/RX, Sean Na Na, Jonathan Richman, Magnetic Fields, Will Oldham, Roky Erickson, Holly Golightly, Combustible Edison, Busy Signals, Bran Van 3000, The Polyphonic Spree, Flaming Lips, Gogol Bordello, The Amazing Royal Crowns, Har Mar Superstar, Thee Headcoatees, Nancy Sinatra, Wanda Jackson, Francoise Hardy, They Might Be Giants, Goblin, The Demon Seeds, The Crimson Ghosts, Sasquatch and the Sick-a-billys

Movies:

Die You Zombie Bastards!, Poultrygeist, The American Astronaut, The Virgin Suicides, Little Miss Sunshine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Harold and Maude, Grindhouse, Little Shop of Horrors, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Knocked Up, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Susperia, The Devil's Rejects, The Royal Tenenbaums, Whale Rider, If Lucy Fell, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Anne of Green Gables, Velvet Goldmine, Chicago, Bring It On, Delicatessen, Wet Hot American Summer, Back to the Beach, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar, A Dirty Shame, Every Which Way But Loose

Television:

Lost, Buffy, The Gilmore Girls, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, The Brady Bunch, Carnevale, Big Love, Oz, Freaks and Geeks, Jeopardy, Magnum P.I., America's Test Kitchen

Books:

Nine Stories, McSweeney's, Harry Potter, The Mysteries of Harris Burdick, A Series of Unfortunate Events, ReadyMade, the Inheritance Trilogy, the Dark Materials Trilogy, Cerebus, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Jimmy Corrigan, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Take the Cannoli, David Boring, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, David Sedaris, Dave Eggers, Salman Rushdie, Spalding Gray, Michael Chabon, Donna Tartt, Jeffery Eugenides, Dan Savage, Chuck Klosterman, Nick Hornby, Sarah Vowell, Zadie Smith, David Rackoff, F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald, J.D. Salinger, Lemony Snicket

Heroes:

My Mom.