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Mae

Trader Joe's opens on HALLOWEEN! COME VISIT ME!!!

About Me

Often known as any of a number of nicknames: Petunia, Rosy Mae, Mae, Sweet Pea, Sweet Potato, Potato, Honey Bee, Cupcake. Take your pick. I'm a fucking goon- I like making you laugh. I'm an observer. I'm very frank. I don't fuck around- I will tell you like it is. Bad storyteller- I always remember the punchline and fuck up the story/joke. Impetuous, impulsive, impatient. My mom is a Claymate. I like eating in bed, and sleeping on the couch. I have the best friends in the whole world- I am very very lucky. I also have the best boyfriend ever. I am understanding to a fault. I like to get what I give. I dance with Thru the Keyhole Burlesque and I am in love! Waking up to the sun on my face is one of my favorite things in the whole world. I like really tight, good hugs. I am a sucker for a plain white t-shirt.
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My Interests

The ocean, Jameson, burlesque, cookies.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to pay me to jump out of this cake:YOU! Come to a show! Come see me here!

Music:

Acid Tongue

Movies:

Hayao Miyazaki, John Waters, David Lynch, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Wes Anderson, Alfred Hitchcock, Sofia Coppola, Woody Allen, Audrey Hepburn, Audrey Tautou, Gael Garcia Bernal, Scarlett Johansson, Marilyn Monroe, Lindsay Lohan (I know, I know. stop it). "Frida", "Staying Alive", "Purple Rain", "Rosemary's Baby"

Television:

Chelsea Lately. Glen makes me watch MSNBC and CNN also. And Iron Chef.

Books:

I read a book when I was on vacation by Alice Munro called Runaway. I liked it.

Heroes:

My parents. They're the best. I couldn't have asked for better.RIP Willard Herman Wiswall 02/14/38-11/13/06 You are missed so much every second of every day.

My Blog

Happy

It's amazing how one day (one month, one year) you think that you absolutely can't see through the hand you've been dealt, and you think it will never get better, and you can't possibly wait any longe...
Posted by Mae on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:00:00 PST

Madness. Love. Rollercoaster.

Well, in typical Jes fashion, my life is one big uproar after the other. Ive decided to break my lease in July and move home with my mom. Temporarily. It'll be good to pay off some bills and help mom ...
Posted by Mae on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:57:00 PST