"At some point during almost every stupid ass romantic comedy, the leading lady suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf or a crack in the sidewalk, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical disney notebook moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the dam time... You know who comes and gets me? The bartender!"
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
