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Rats, Lice, and History.

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About Me

I realized that everything written on here has been up here for to long. nothings changed, but i felt like a fresh start might be nice.
I want to go back in time so i can change my name to Brian Leo Holy Innocents Mullen III. I might do a few other things while I was back in time as well, but I'd have to think about what that would be.
Which Lovecraftian Horror Are You? (Cthulhu Anyone?)
You are Azathoth! You are the insane and blind god who floats in his realm in the far reaches of space. You are so alien that you cannot even recognize the existance of the human race. You feed on chaos and madness and are followed everywhere by your dark musicians who play music that drives men mad. You have no neccessary shape or size, and your very appearance induces madness.
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My Interests

thinking about getting drunk
avoiding my friends
I have lately developed a great interest in twisting the knife, usually only in myself, but I'm thinking about branching out and twisting the knife in others.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a bell ringer who will ask me if I am here for the Rojos or the Baxters, and when i do there will be money to be made.

Music:

i listen to nothing but the murder city devils, melvins, black heart procession, and cable. I feel stagnant but I'm ok with it.
country, punk, rock, metal, rap, doom, blues, jazz, music, just not your band cause your band probably sucks worse than my bands. and thats pretty bad.

Movies:

deep red, army of darkness, serenity, night breed, anything by peter jackson or dario argento, any old clint eastwood western (especially Hang 'em High), puppet master (all but the last two)

Television:

I have given up on watching tv because it sucks.
Now this I feel very strongly about and I want you to think about it very hard and ponder what it could mean to you as a person. If you like reality TV go to the bathroom and break apart your razor, take the blade and slit your wrists. because you are the worst type of human being out there and you are probably doing nothing good for the planet and should therefore remove yourself from it.

Books:

james ellroy, thomas pynchon, louis l'amour, douglas adams, milan kundera, hunter s thompson, buk, frank miller, mike mignola, lately I have been reading about Grigory E. Rasputin and the bible.

Heroes:

your parents, because they had to put up with your bullshit for a long ass time. I barely know you and I'm all ready sick of your shit.

My Blog

the poison in my viens flows like wine into your cup.

to Ryan.I haven't written in over a year. I do not lack for things to write or bitch about as in the last year I have had more go on than many people will in the next few decades. i haven't written fo...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

for your viewing pleasure and flights of fancy...

to Pretty Dead Things. films like this are a billboard to america, a flashing neon sign, or even a post it note stuck to the forehead, and all that note says is "Your Fucked". i enjoyed the hell out...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

the slow waltz home.

to amy, There isn't enough of anything any more, more fights more hate more money more time, there is nothing that can add up to what we need. I pondered these things all morning on my walk to work...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

times of remorse and the failure of modern man

to JessicaI wrote this right afterwards, but it was on caits computer and i couldn't upload it at the time. somethings are better late than never, this is probably not one of them. (in three parts)...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:11:00 PST

disapointments and airline frequent flyer miles.

to Ryan (2 parts) There is nothing worse than the vocalization of failure to someone you care about. Just knowing that whatever you do, however you manage to say it, they will get that sad look in th...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

old notes and delicious sandwiches.

this one is like a month old. but i forgot to put it in here. may god have mercy upon my soul.to bobby, so things just get weirder and weirder. right now a nofx ska song is playing in the backgroun...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST

letter in english. broken or otherwise

to bobby b. there are instances of pure unadultarated genius that happen all around us daily. I have never had one. nor will I probably ever have one. but then again I am not Bobby. now you might...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:35:00 PST

more long drawn out things

Dearest Sweet Cobra I know not everyone can appreciate a long winded diatribe about something utterly meaningless but to bad, if you don't want to read it well then i suggest you go back to sortin...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:39:00 PST

these are my best comments so far. find them read them and hate me more than you allready do.

1. to member Daggers it's not the final goal of the conquest that you must keep in mind, for the end is something that exist only for a short period of time, a new end will appear on the horizon and ...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is a test this is only a test.....

so i got this in a bulliten on the freindster, i thoughtit wasamusing....i will not be telling you what my score is so don't even fucking ask. but no i have never tried LSD....... How bad are you r...
Posted by Rats, Lice, and History. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST