Keeping it real. Unity. The scene. Not selling out. Selling out. Keeping 'em fooled. Writing westerns starring Arte Johnson.
The man who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop.
I totally listen to everything, you know pop, rock, rap, hip-hop, gregorain chants, classical, muzak, farts of the animal kingdom sets to the strains of children being tortured, jazz the list just goes on and on. So whatever music you're into, I'm into too. So that means we're friends, right? We should totally hang out, I'd love for you to meet my mom.
You know the one with that talking dog from outer space that stops a group of pre-teen Nazis from invading Cleveland. What the hell was that one called? Ah, you know what I'm talking about, right? My favorite film of all time has to be the out of focus super 8 movie of my grandmother washing dishes, I don't know how many times I've seen it, thousands probably, but I don't think I'll ever truly understand all the complexities contained within this masterpiece. It truly makes one wish that my parents hadn't retired from filmmaking in the early 80's.
I am so intellectually and culturally sound that I don't watch television, I listen to it. I particularly like listening to Full House and Dinosaurs. Not the Mama! Priceless, absolutely priceless.
The Offical Guide to Spencer for Hire, Pog Collecting Made Easy, Rice Cakes meet the Devil's Ice Cream Truck (and any other title in the Quaker Oats Mascot's Rice Cakes series), Using Your Black and Decker Series 600 Coffee Maker, Werewolf on Vacation
That babysitter that sat for my cousin's best friend's uncle's kid one night a couple of years ago, who dropped acid and ended up cooking my cousin's best friend's uncle's kid's baby and bathing the turkey that for some strange reason my cousin's best friend's uncle's kid wanted the babysitter to cook. That guy that found a breaded rat in his bucket of KFC. That woman who brought a cactus back from Mexico, only to have it explode and shower her living room with baby tarantula's. Leon Isaac Kennedy