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^♥^Krystyna

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About Me


"There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!"
Ave Satanas .
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This is what my friends look like

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Well... my name is Krystyna.
Compulsive internet shopper :)
I thoroughly enjoy going to shows, lots of them.
I dig larking about in cemeteries.
Often times I speak frankly about subjects most avoid...for instance, sexual expeditions.
Sometimes I sit and learn, I know things, so don't fuck with me.
I get grimy.
If I stretch a few more inches and continue to eat plants, maybe modeling could happen?
Helplessly addicted to purchasing CDs and records.
My feet = really! pale.
At times, I serve as a walking thesaurus for those in need.
I could love my friends, but I have problems trusting people.
I do not eat things that smile (pigs, cows, lambs, koalas, dogs, etc.)
I don't take myself seriously.
Je hais les gens.
I have come to the conclusion that I fancy boys with fierce haircuts and musical instruments, but Jacob is far better.
I am a rather envious individual.
My eyes always change colors.
I LOVE music... country, psychobilly, indie, neo rockabilly, punk, new wave, pretty much anything that doesn't involve cutting wrists and blacking eyes.
NONOXYNOL-9, it saves lives.
I prefer rain to sunshine and pale to tan.
Dignified, meek, and mild?
Gorey, campy and independent/foreign films are listed under spectacular in my book.
I have played guitar since 7th grade... woohoo.
And I do not like sponges.
Other than that, I'm always looking to have a little fun.
If you think you want to talk because I might be interesting, feel free to message me on AIM @ LadyBacon7...
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 "When it gets so hot the end of the day, You may find your clothes getting in the way, If a pretty dress hides your true desire, Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire, We don't need to see what the butler saw, Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor, All those sneaky looks gazing down on you, Are no substitute for our rendezvous, If you think its cheap or a bit risque, Please dont say a word I'll just slip away, I am not a man who believes in lies, Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes, Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight, Be generous, I want it all tonight"
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My Interests



Music, Adventures, Clothes, Slimy glowing materials,
Animals, Vampires, Photography, Sewing, BEER!,
Getting real freak nasty, Playing instruments,
Fist fighting with Jacob, Going to shows,

People sans clothing as an art form, Europe, LATEX!,
Blood, Crunkabillies, Traditional and oriental tattoos,
Piercings, Science fiction, The recently deceased,
Antique cars, Renaissance and Surrealist Art,
Crash diets, Flying the kite, and other stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Honestly, I love to meet new people, but many humans nowadays just aren't worth my time. When it comes to other people... I would like to meet a select few geniuses, most of whom are dead.
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Music:



Adam and the Ants
The Adicts
Adolescents
Agent Orange
Alien Sex Fiend
Anti Nowhere League
The Aquabats
The Assholestounding Roy Gropeisons
The Avengers
Avenue D
Banane Metalik
Barnyard Ballers
Batmobile
Bauhaus
Belle and Sebastian
Chuck Berry
Big Bad VooDoo Daddy
Black Flag
Blitzkid
Bright Eyes
The Business
Buzzcocks
Johnny Cash
Choking Victim

Christian Death
Citizen Fish
Patsy Cline
Cockney Rejects
Coffin Nails(early stuff)
Cradle of Filth
The Cramps
Creature Feature
CCR
Damage Done by Worms
The Damned
Deadbolt
Dead Kennedys
The Deltas
Demented Are Go!
Devil Doll
Devo
Dypsomaniaxe
The Exploited
FEAR
5678's
45 Grave
Frantic Flintstones
The Fratellis
Frenzy
GBH
Gein and the Graverobbers
The Germs
Godless Wicked Creeps
Go Cat Go
The Go-Katz

Gravy Train!!!
Guana Batz
Hank III
Hillbilly Hellcats
Buddy Holly
Hot Rod Lincoln
Interpol
Wanda Jackson
King Kurt
The Kingston Trio
Klingonz
Komety
Krewmen
Kryptonix
Jerry Lee Lewis
Le Tigre
Long Tall Texans
Mad Sin
Madness
Meantraitors
Misfits
The Monster Klub
Morrissey
Ricky Nelson
Mike Ness
New York Dolls
999
Klaus Nomi
Oingo Boingo
Operation Ivy
Roy Orbison

The Pharaohs
The Phenomenauts
The Polecats
The Quakes
Restless
Reverend Horton Heat
Richard Hell
Rudimentary Peni
The Sharks
The Shins
Shiny Toy Guns
Sisters of Mercy
Skitzo
Slapping Suspenders
The Smiths
Social Distortion
The Specials
Sting-Rays
Stray Cats
The Strokes
Subhumans
Sunny Domestozs
Tazmanian Devils
Tegan and Sara
The Termites
Toy Dolls
TSOL
The Vibrators
White Stripes
Hank Williams
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
...and a whole lot more

Movies:

I live movies with gore, dark comedy, drugs, SEX, the undead, and foreigners
Fight Club, Edward Scissorhands, Schindler's List,
Return of the Living Dead, Frankenstein,
Pan's Labyrinth, Bloodlust, House of 1000 Corpses,
Audition, Dracula, Shaun of the Dead, Beetlejuice,
Wayne's World, Transylvania 6-5000,
Pulp Fiction, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Donnie Darko,
Y Tu Mamá También, Star Wars

Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Bride of Frankenstein,
Clay Pigeons, S.L.C. Punk, Dr. Strangelove or: How
I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Amelie,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Walk the Line,
American History X, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,
Eraserhead, The Dreamers, Factory Girl, Nosferatu(1921),
Spun, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Mars Attacks,
Swingers, Ed Wood

Thirteen, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, The Bridge,
Natural Born Killers, Hostel, The Hannibal Series,
Halloween, Cecil B. Demented, Bubba Ho-Tep,
Across the Universe, Very Bad Things, Ace Ventura,
Requium for a Dream, Freaks...

Television:

I don't fancy much on TV nowadays
but I do like The Young Ones,
The Office, The Munsters and stuff on IFC.

Books:

The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Slaughterhouse Five
Frankenstein
The Dictionary
Hamlet
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Satanic Bible

Heroes:

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley- writer, vegetarian, woman

My Blog

Growing, expanding. I’m imagining.

Qu'est-ce que vous avez pour moi?Rien?Mais avec votre imagination et désir intrépide de vivre, vous pouvez conquérir le monde.Je crois en vous, nous pouvions survivre. Vouloir, c'est pouvoir.Il y a de...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:54:00 PST

I feel much better now, looking back.

"I had been thinking for the past few months about the way things are and the way things were. I came to realize, quite frankly, that you are without a single doubt, the best thing that ever happened ...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:48:00 PST

The girls are queuing up behind

One shouldn't say foreverIf that is how its going to be.Held in a state of perpetual worry.But I do,Because I want what he wants, but we cannot have. Yet I know I shouldn'tIf&...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST

Satan's babies. Space invader. Snakes galore.

I always manage to feel like I have completely fucked myself.Inside and out. Christian mother walks in a few minutes ago only to find Satanic images all over my computer screen, in...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:34:00 PST

Fuck me in the ass and call me crazy for screaming

And if they treat me badly I shall plummet to my death? Alone again.Or are there others awaiting my betrayal?But if I stay I will surely scratch my way across the filth,Never ...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

It's Questionable When It's Cloudy Up There

motioning behindand quotingin my direction while experiencingwas i imagining things?I still wonder......
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

It only hurts when you don't succeed.

I have begun the procedure countless times before, Thinking through it step by step, Yet somehow, I have never finished.Someone has always changed my mind.Though the thought is always s...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

Broken liver, and

Flor de los muertos is among the dead now...my little bundle of fluff IS FUCKING DEAD. :'( serious shit too...first she got tumors, then a broken/paralyzed leg, now dead.being a rat is shitty i guess....
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

Destination Unknown.

I stand alone on this diverging pathVeering left and right,I watch the time pass swiftly byAs day turns into night,Her fiercest words still lingerThrashing through my head,My hopes for future timesNow...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST

Nausea and Self-destruction

I have really done it this time.The night after I tell myself I will not drink anymore... what do I do? Why of course, I drink and make mistakes I know I will regret once I sober up.For...
Posted by ^♥^Krystyna on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST