alright pooftas, listen up.
me names Shane Kieth (i think thats how you spell it) Warne, or WARNIE!
im sure youve heard of me, you would have to have been livin on one of them alien planets, or in one of these poor countries...like canada or something if ya havent
i play cricket for australia (best bloody country in the world) ive taken over 700 test wickets which makes me the best bowler in the world. EVER!.
no shit!
unfortunately ive got a poofta on me tail for that record of mine......his names MURALI or some curry-muncher name, there all the same to me
now the thing thats really got me fumin' over this poofta, is that he cant even bloody bowl....HE A FUCKIN CHUCKA!!!!
BLOODY ICC CHANGIN THE BLOODY RULES JUST SO THIS BLOODY POOF CAN COME IN CHUCK HIS BLOODY OVERS AND TAKE MY BLOODY RECORD
ITS A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS!!
anyway.....heres what pisses me off and what doesnt
LIKES:
cricket
titties
beer love a nice cold VB at the end of the day
me smokes...love a good ciggy at the end of the day
rootin' love a good root at the end of the day
AFL(go the mighty sainta's!!)
darrel cullinan....bloke knows his place....knows hes gotta be back in the pavillion when warnie come out to bowl
ummmmmm titties...ummm
oh cheap mobile text rates
ummmmmmm....
ummmmmm baked beans, love me baked beans
titties.....
ummmmmmm i think thats it.....yeah she'll be right
THINGS THAT PISS WARNIE OFF
MURALI!!!!!
THE POMS!
the fuckin press!!
fat chicks
pooftas'.... not queers....just dick'eds
when the umpy doesnt put his finger up
daniel vettori for gettin me out on 99.....i was FUMIN! and then to rub the salt in the bloody wound...it was a fuckin no ball....YOUR FUCKIN GAGGIN ME ARENT YA!!!
