The Ashes

I am the ledgendary ashes urn...yeah the little terracotta pot that england and australia battle for every 2years... as you all probably know I live at Lords but for teh first time in god knows how long...i can't remember the blokes there are letting me go on a holiday down to Australia for once.Anyway unlike that thing over there says I'm actually 123 years old...ND YES MY INSIDES ARE BAIL ASHES...NOTHING MORE...NOTHING LESS...now just play the fucking cricket I say.