Judging wet t-shirt competions,farting,going the liquid laugh,karoke,being an Australian and buying Chinese goods,making other Aussie comedians cry by my brilliance,doing the odd muslim joke in a post 9/11 society, watching shit loads of sport
I'd like to meet:
Shane Warne,Kevin Bloody Wilson,Kerry O'keefe,Nelson Mandela,Pamela Anderson(id love to judge her in a wet t-shirt competition),Paul Hogan,Russel Crowe,Elvis (when i die),David Boon,Pat & Johny Cash,Shapelle Corby(where's my stash?),the Dali Lama,John Cleese.and other People who want to see bodily functions as an official olympic sport
Music:
John Laws trucking songs,Men at work,Regurgitator,Frank Sinatra,Elvis,Metallica,the Rolling Stones,the fab four,AC/DC,the Wiggles(only joking i dont trust guys in skivies),Kylie Minogue(just the visuals),Little Richard,Jimmy Barnes,JOK,the Kransky Sisters,Shannon Noll
,most aussie bands,and all the rest is shit.
Movies:
Alvin Purple, Crocodile Dundee,Spinal Tap,the nugget,the castle
Television:
if its on i'll watch ithttp://www.gypsyrollers.com
Books:
street directory ,anything by Hugh Hefner ,Shane Warne or Max Walker
Heroes:
Warnie ,Mark Latham, Russell Crowe ,Shapelle Corby ,Bruce Ruxton ,Elvis ,Carl Baron ,Cess & Sandy Pitt ,David Boon ,Les Paterson ,Spinal Tap ,Frank Sinatra, Metallica ,Greg Norman ,John Laws(just the music) ,Bob Dylan(just the tunes) ,Rove ,The Chaser, Ned Kelly ,Andrew "Joey" Johns , Warnie , Steve Irwin
