I am Kath's next-door neighbour and Kim's second-best friend. I don't have a lot of luck with men, but i do always have my sport. Shane Warne's is my ideal bloke, there's nothing i dont know about cricket and my favourite food is anything i can find in Kath's fridge, especially if it's Kim's fat-free Fruche.I'll do anything Kim asks (which is a lot) and i want to help Kim mend her marriage, despite my own secret love for Bretty. But shhh dont tell!I always am injuring myself. People are always asking me how i did it so i figure i will just write it on here.Bandaged left eye: Treatment for festering infection.
Bandaged feet: Third-degree burns received while walking on hot coals during a sports motivational conference in Mildura. Bottom of trackie dacks caught fire.
Bandaged nose and migraine symptoms following indoor cricket training: Possibly caused by thinking too much. Could require broadspectrum placebos from doctor.
Bandaged right wrist: Required due to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Neck brace: Injury unexplained.
Allergy: Tongue swells up when i have cream. Must always carry an adrenalin shot on me. Sometimes i also have an allergic reaction to adrenalin.
Infected cheek: Caused by monkey bite in Bali. Might have gone septic.Myspace Contact Tables
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