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Kimmy

I'm not a housewife, I'm a hornbag!

About Me

I'm a hornbag, that's a given. When it comes to style I think I take the cake! I have a complete dud for a husband. He's acting assistant deputy sales manager in charge of software. Wow, I’m impressed. Not! If I had known that the flowers, and the dinners out would stop, I never would have married him.My second best friend is Sharon. She's one of those people who makes you feel better when they're around... You know, by comparison.My mum is always getting up my goat about my weight. And I'm sick of her rubbing my fat in my face. I'm a foxy moron, and she should see the looks I get! Millions of guys think I'm hot... I have them eating putty out of my hand! I'll give you a few tips that have got me to where i am today. SWEET NOTHINGS TO WHISPER IN YOUR GUYS EAR - Nuh! You are! Give it a bone! These never fail trust me!I know I deserve more in life than what i have. I want to be effluent!I love to sit back of an evening and have a nice glass of cardonnay. It takes the edge off the day.

My Interests

my general interests are: Moiye! I like shopping at fountain gates, getting my nails refilled, my highlights in my hair. It takes a lot of work to look like me! I smoke pine lights. My favourite foods are 99% Fat Free Fruche, dippity bics, 99% fat free footy franks, and petit miams.I hate guys who are up themselves. I hate girls who are up themselves. I hate people getting up my goat. What do you hate?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone from Neighbours! They are yuge stars!

Music:

Peter Andre, Nikki webster - evidently I like all the cool singers. Since Epponnee-Rae was born I've been teaching her Black eyed peas. I'm a yuge fan.

Movies:

My favourite movie is Shallow Hal (I can relate - cos I'm shallow)I also like Hillary Duff's "raise your voice" - because I do that a lot!

Television:

oh, definately my own reality show Kath & Kim (although mum is such an old grogan in it. Lucky for you all that I make up for it cos I'm such a foxy moron! So go buy the DVD's i'm so HOT in them!)I also luv big brother - the pole dancer last year was ace! I like survivor (cos i like seeing the food challenges), The Weakest Link repeats.

Books:

My favourite of all time is Bryce Courteney's 'The day my bum went psycho'. Also love to keep up with hollywood so I love the gossip magazines.

Heroes:

Moiye! Definately, I'm a hard act to beat.