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Pascual Murderface

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death whi

About Me

Here's all you really need to know about me. Seriously.

You Are 84% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?

My Interests

SONG OF THE DAY:
AC/DC - Landslide

My interests:

This is Jackie. She is the absolute love of my life. I would give the world just to know she'd be mine forever. I'm taken and VERY happy.

My car!:

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE ARTIST! CLICK AND CHECK OUT HER STUFF. Give her all your money while you're at it. At least buy some prints....

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I'd like to meet:

Hatori Hanzo, Han Solo, a smart blade of grass, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Ryan Seacrest's Mom (who I would take out for a lovely lobster dinner then NOT call her back), a rational human organism, and Jesus (Gonzales). Oh yes, and of course Mike Patton.

Music:

Pretty much anything goes. Including: Charles Benavent, Job for a Cowboy, Camille Saint-Saëns, In Flames, Mad Cobra, Cattle Decapitation, Teddybears, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Dethklok, KMFDM, Killswitch Engage, The Damned, Jerry Reed, Dying Fetus, Babyland, Fear Factory, The Living End, Misfits, Undiagnosed, Staija, The Doors, Trivium, Rush, T. Rex, The Belmont Burden, Mastodon, Brutal Truth, Portishead, HeavensDust, Iggy Pop, Opeth, THE CHAKACHAS, David Bowie, The Police, Genesis, Strapping Young Lad, Tesco Vee, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, OnFall, Ed Bruce, Makeshift-Romeo, Reel Fiction, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Emery, The Blackbyrds, Winter Solstice, Cream Abdul Babar, Facelift, Gloria Jones, Nu Pagadi, Don Ross, Celldweller, 50 Cent, Finch, Nora, Daughters, It Dies Today, Electrashine, Marcus Miller, Downthesun, 40-Grit, Hank Williams, AC/DC, Dredg, FiveFootThick, Willie Nelson, Danger Mouse, Spice 1, Breaking Point, Mos Def, Onceover, Stereomud, Subway To Sally, Eddie Rabbit, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Mower, Fall With Me, Scum Of The Earth, E40, All Shall Perish, Eighteen Visions, MF Doom, RA, Acid Bath, NWA, BLAGGARDS , Necrophagist, Stalemate, The Locust, The Vandals, Lollipop Lust Kill, Ektomorf, Capital D and the Mole, Dying Fetus, Flatline, Mind Shelter, Kill Hannah, SNOT (RIP Lynn!!), Akrobatik, The Statler Brothers, Ice T, Darkest Hour, Girl With A Monkey, Dragonforce, Death By Stereo, DJ Shadow, Ed Gein, Hate Eternal, Figure Four, Guttermouth, Course of Empire, Horror Show, Clutch, The Adicts, Company Flow, Poison The Well, Iron Maiden, Kataklysm, Reagan Youth, Mr. Len, The Cramps, Above The Law, Voivod, Whoremoan, Soul Coughing, Subhumans, Zu, Quasimodo, Rich Kids On LSD, Sikth, Time For Living, Secret Chiefs, The Suicide File, Takaru, Lootpack, Dimmu Borgir, KMD, Poe, Nick Cave, Aerosmith, Pilgrimz, Cube, Spineshank, Monster Island Czars, Throwdown, Run DMC, Damageplan, Anything that Mike Patton touches, Unsung Heroes, SomeGirls, Guitar Wolf, Kidneythieves, Ketaset, Madball, Chevelle, Fireball Ministry, Dr. Octagon, Norma Jean, Melt-Banana, Nothingface, Acid Drinkers, Sade, Whoodini, The Union Underground, Hatesphere, Bleed The Sky, Bob Dylan, Holotype, Violent Work Of Art, Every Time I Die, CrawlBlind, Sneaker Pimps, Blur, Rufio, Terror, Tom Waits, Diecast, DJ Cool Herc, Meshuggah, DJ Think, Bob James, Spike 1000, Alexisonfire, Led Zepplin, Hawthorne Heights, Dihedral, War, Three Days Grace, Muse, G.G. Allin, Prodigy, Bobby Byrd, Godflesh, The Faint, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Coal Chamber, These Days, Lovage, Dew Scented, Maceo and the Macks, Nailbomb, Paco de Lucia, All Shall Perish, Placebo, Heaven Shall Burn, Harlem Underground Band, Slipknot, Machines Of Loving Grace, Dillinger Escape Plan, Bleeding Through, Daysend, Death, Camaron, Booker T and the MGs, Sepultura, Chopin, Bloodbath, He Is Legend, The Smears, American Head Charge, Neurosis, Gypsy Kings, The Descendants, Soulfly, Miguel Aceves Mejia, Your Name In Lights , The Haunted, Deltron 3030, Stabbing Westward, Kernkraft 400, Hypocrisy, Pharcyde, My Chemical Romance (guilty pleasure), Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Oakenfold, Black Flag, Morbid Angel, Screeching Weasel, Whitey Shafer, Lyn Collins, Immolation, Amorphis, The Rat Pack, Lamb Of God, Count Basie, Peter Gabriel, Gorillaz, Seemless, Elvis Costello, Entombed, Prefuse 73, Miles Davis, Manmade God, Handel, Citizen Cope, Obituary, Pantera, Thelonious Monk, Living Sacrifice, Tears For Fears, Tool, Jaco Pastorious, Himsa, The Wu, Static X, Kaki King, Fugazi, Auf Der Maur, Atmosphere, Loreena McKenitt, Suffocation, Radiohead, Cannibal Corpse, Mr. Lif, DMB, Souxie, Johnny Cash, IN THIS MOMENT , Dropkick Murphys, Patsy Cline, Robert Cray, Deicide, Roger Miller, Three Six Mafia, ZAO, Black Eyed Peas, Ozomatli, Cubanate, Rammstein, Merle Haggard, Brujeria, The Pixies, Mozart, B.B. King, A Perfect Circle, Muddy Waters, Jurassic 5, Robert Johnson, REVCO, Stray Cats, Dead Kennedys, Watch Me Burn, Brian Setzer, Children Of Bodom, MAD CAPSULE MARKETS, Gravediggaz, Coheed and Cambria, Devildriver, Royal Crown Revue, Tool, Autorok, Debussy, Ministry, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Clapton, AFI, NERD, VICTORY WITHIN , Mnemic, Onyx, Beethoven, The Smiths, Eyehategod, Faith No More, Bjork, Level-zero, Bonecrusher, Fantomas, As I Lay Dying, Tomahawk, Otep, Mr. Bungle, System Of A Down, Genesis, Misery Loves Co., God Forbid, Trivium, Nevermore, Old school Snoop and Dre, Los Folkloristas, Third Eye Machine, Social Distortion, SUB DUB Micromachine, In This Day, Scars Of Life
OHH, AND, don't ask me to alphabetize this shit, I throw the names on as I think of em... FUCK! Don't be an anal retentive asshole, just read them all.
SLY BARRON

LISTEN TO LIVING SACRIFICE

AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE

30 SECONDS TO MARS

THE SHOWDOWN

IN THIS MOMENT - ADD THEM!

THE SMEARS

HE IS LEGEND

VICTORY WITHIN

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Happiness, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, The Seventh Seal, Battleship Potemkin, Fight Club, Scarface, Snatch, Returner, L4YER CAKE, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Gummo, Eraserhead, Equilibrium, The Beyond, The OG Amityville, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Cannibal Ferox, FUBAR, The GOONIES, American Movie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th series, The Cabinet of Dr. Calligari, Japanese Horror, The Eye, Ju On, Versus, WILD ZERO, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Anchorman, OLD SCHOOL, Zombie movies (Shaun Of The Dead!), lots of horror......

Television:

Shoot your TV.

Books:

The short list: The Dictionary, 1984, American Gods, The Science of Good and Evil, Atheism: the Case Against God, Lords Of Chaos, Brave New World, The Oddyssey Skeptic Magazine, Flowers In The Attic

Authors: Steven King, Caleb Carr, H.P. Lovecraft, Tony Hillerman, Pauk Kurtz, Carl Sagan, Stephen Jay Gould, James Randi, Dean Koontz, Mary Shelley, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Michael Shermer, V.C. Andrews, Isaac Asimov

My Blog

Don't get married, get unionized

I've decided my first act as president of the United States is to outlaw gay marriage. And straight marriage. And the word "marriage". And use more "air quotations". Why? Because I think that the ...
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

My little hero

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Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

Some Time Coming...

A few things.First off, I'm very glad to see that the democrats have gained a little leverage in this country.I'm no democrat.  I'm a left-leaning independent.  But I feel that the social is...
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

My life in one sentence.

I'm going to do this in random chunks of my life, and adding on as I remember parts.  No particular order.  If any of you were there for this, comment and shit.Many, many a weekday afternoon...
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

Impeach Bush? Blasphemy!

Let me start by telling you that I do think Bush should be impeached.  BUT, let me explain why it won't make anyone happy right this second.The United States would be up to our proverbial asses i...
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

The ARISTOCRATS (video)

My first ever attempt at the old "Aristocrats" joke.If you've never heard it, maybe you should look it up first or it will make no sense to you....
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

The GOD Question

Video blog 3:...
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

Gay marriage VIDEO blog!

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Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

A few of my sketches. (UPDATED)

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Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST

Revisited: Par for the Discourse

Apologist douchebag Ray Comfort and his boy toy Kirk Cameron once had a "great" argument against atheism. Before I completely destroy his argument, let me give you some background on how most of the f...
Posted by Pascual Is Legend on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:09:00 PST