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Bludgeons the Clown

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About Me

Music, photography, paintings, drawings, cartoons, poetry, writing, pondering, shock value, food, paradoxes...

My Interests

Music (listen, play, write, record, perform) Drawing, Coloring, Writing free hand words, Writing poetry, Pondering, Movies, Production (music, tv and film), Taking pictures, Digital imaging, Image manipulation, Cool flash cartoons (www.fat-pie.com) art, art, and more art...

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, writers, painters, artists, the almighty Lord Satan.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, ACDC, Aerosmith, AFI, Alice Deejay, Alice In Chains, Anal Blast, Aphex Twin, Asleep In The Womb , ATB, Atreyu, Autorok, Bach, Bad Religion, Beatles, Beethoven, Bjork, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Grass (genre), Blues (genre), Boards of Canada, Brujeria, Bush, Cannibal Corpse, Celtic (genre), Cephalic Carnage, Children Of Bodom, Chopin, Clutch, Cradle Of Filth, Danny Elfman, Dead Can Dance, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Deicide, Dissection, Doo Wop (genre), Dr. Dre, Dying Fetus, Elvis Presley, Enya, Fear Factory, Fishbone, Flamenco (genre), Goatsnake, Green Day, Gypsy Kings, Hank Williams, High On Fire, In This Moment , Jimmy Eats World, John Frusciante, Johnny Cash, Killswitch Engage, Korn, KMFDM, Kyuss, Lamb Of God, Level-Zero , Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Los Natas, Lynard Skynard, Macabre, Machine Head, Mana, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Morbid Angel, Mortician, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Old RnB (genre), Ozomotli, Pantera, Portishead, Primitive Brutality, Prosthetic Cunt, Prozak, Quemadios, Rammstein, Rockabilly (ATTENTION ROCKABILLY CATS, YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT BANDS TO LISTEN TO NOW PLEASE), Sepultura, Shanana, Six Feet Under, Sleep Terror, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dog, Sordotomy, Sound Garden, Static-X, STRANGLED BY STRANGULATION (I'm in this band which means you should click this), Strapping Young Lad, The Strokes, Sublime, Surf Rock (genre), Squarepusher, System of A Down, Tears For Fears, Therion, Trance (genre), Type O Negative, Used, Watch Me Burn, Water Margin, Weezer, :( , ...

Movies:

23, American Psycho, Being John Malkovich, The Butterfly Effect, A Clockwork Orange, Donald In Mathmagic Land, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, Happiness, It, Lost Highway, The Omen, Pi, Palindromes, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Resevoir Dogs, Se7en, Snatch, Train Spotting, slasher flics, and...

Television:

I love Tales From the Crypt. Aeon Flux cartoons are pretty cool. Laurel and Hardy. In Living Color. Twilight Zone. Pink Panther from the 1960's thru 1970's. Sesame Street Old. Muppet Babies. Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse. The Super Mario Brothers Super Show. Mad TV. Tales From the Dark Side. Goosebumps. Eerie Indiana. The Simpsons of course. I Love Lucy. Popeye. Old Looney Toons. Happy Days. Bananas in Pajamas. Old Disney toons. Garfield. Peanuts. Golden Girls. Chavo Del Ocho. Cantinflas. Beyond Belief. Al Exito Televison! Con Food 4 Less (I worked on this show). Spongebob Square Pants. Aqua Team Hunger Force. Family Guy. Bullshit. Teletubbies. Yes, notice the children's programs. I love puppets, robots, animations and cartoons. Also, if you objectively watch them and find the psychological messages between the lines, they are quite entertaining. Or maybe I'm just fuckin' nuts. Or both. Or all three.

Books:

Where's Waldo?, Find Waldo Now, The Great Waldo Search

Heroes:

Dimebag Darryl Abbott, Martin Hanford, Sigmund Freud, Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, Charles Darwin, Descartes, Chuckles the Clown,

My Blog

Pondering

I was pondering the following: We perceive reality with 5 physical senses. What if we were to have 5 more different senses? What more would we perceive? Just imagine copulatory sensations. Wow. What c...
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:35:00 PST

Art by El Arte for sale!

OFFER ME ANYTHING, I'M DESPERATE TO BUY CHOCOLATE!!!;0) I used Sharpie Markers, Crayola Crayons, Creativity Mini Markers, and various highlighters on a piece of hard print shop paper (i think the same...
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:06:00 PST

Happy New Year’s

There we have it ladies and gentlemen, another year closer to death and another year of manipulating small parts of the universe permanently affecting fate... Happy fresh start to all!
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

Art by Art

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Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:37:00 PST

QUEMADIOS!

These guys are awesome! www.myspace.com/quemadios A little nuts, however, nuts is good....
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST

Mmm... Zombies...

I would like to believe that we are all a little broken in one way or another. Life being an "endless" journey of trying to make it better. Fix it, if you will. Perhaps there's nothing to fix; only th...
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

Greetings...

Some of you might be wondering where all of my previous existentialist-agnostic-atheist-symantic-argumentative-ratio nalizing tangents; no pun intended ("NPI") have gone to. Let's just say they are in ...
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

Education

I'm planning on going back to school to acquire a degree in Psychology. I find this goal to be esteemable....
Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Sight

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Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

Hunger

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Posted by Bludgeons the Clown on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:40:00 PST