Toys from China |
I am getting tired of all these people who want to ban toys from China, just because they have a little lead. Are they serious? We let kids have McDonald's and sodas so much so that they get diabetes ...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:04:00 PST |
who's late? |
why do people use the word late, when they mean dead? "My late uncle..."
Well how late is he?
"5 years"
then fuck your uncle, he ain't coming...
They also use the word late when they mean preg...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST |
I hate PETA |
So PETA is now criticizing Michael Moore because he eats meat. Hey PETA... fuck off. Don't take me wrong, I love animals. You can see the pics of Chiqui in my pictures section, and she has the life. B...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST |
Play with my balls |
No one ever wants to play with my balls, My balls are always in a dark and moist place and no one shows them love... Thank God balls come in pairs or else I'd have a very lonely ball
Posted by Lou Tejada on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST |
gay joke |
Why did the gay chicken cross the road?
'Cause all the cocks were on the other side
Posted by Lou Tejada on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST |
Today's thought |
Hey, Thank God Shaq is a basketball player and not a proctologyst huh? Hey lets face it, the first thing you do when you go for the prostate exam I assume is to look at the doctor's hand just to get a...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:13:00 PST |
Prostitution should be legal |
Prostitution should be legal, just because I would love to take a hooker to the better business borough "Your honor, Peaches said on her ad that she offered happy endings, and I need cuddling after se...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Why don't they just stab you in the heart? |
I am sure you've seen the commercial from a certain Pizza company that I am not allowed to say, but it rhymes with "vamonos."
They are advertizing an Oreo Pizza; what the fuck? Why don't they just sta...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:56:00 PST |
God doesn't make mistakes? |
If God does not make mistakes then how do you explain George W. Bush? I think that qualifias as a giant sized fuck up
Posted by Lou Tejada on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:49:00 PST |
johntv is a site of self righteous pricks |
I just saw a video from johntv and I was disgusted, not at the fact that some married guy was having sex with a hooker, but at the fact that this self righteous pricks don't have anything better to do...
Posted by Lou Tejada on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:34:00 PST |
