I would like to meet some of these bill collectors who want to talk big shit on the phone. "Well Mr. Salmon if you paid your bills on time we wouldn't have to call you" kiss my ass!
I would like to meet Bill Clinton and slap him five!
I would like to meet Bill Cosby and tell him to chill out!
I would like to meet Racer X
I would like to meet this dude and buy him a beer