Dustin the WonderMooch

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Name Dustin
Age 26
Got your own place Yeah i got my own place
Employed Yeah i have an imaginary job
Ever been employed? a couple times but i usually get fired real quick
Married my wife left me
Children oh yeah! but i don't tell chicks i'm macking
Do you pay your child support ? what's child support? and what do you mean by pay?
Do you lie to girls in hopes of getting in their pants oh god yes all the time , anything to get some pussy before they figure out what a loser i am
is every word out of your mouth a lie? is the sun hot?
do you lie to people about trivial bullshit for no reason? HELL YEAH I DO!!!!!!
Framing or Windows? FRAMING WINDOWS!
Have you ever done an old nasty crackwhore? three at the same time once
have you ever made out with a chick after she sucked off your freind? YUP , great taste , it's in there
Are you a Mooch? my pictures in the dictionary
do you eat your friends food? yeah i'll have some corn dogs
Drink there beer and liquor? how else would i get drunk
GO the bar with them expecting they will buy your drinks since you have no money yeah , otherwise i have to order water and not tip
How many Lies have you told today? too many to count
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