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Breaking out of this two-star town

About Me

This Is Your Captain SpeakingAll right, people! Here's the down and dirty about me. I know most of you who randomly end up here will go right to the pictures to decide if I'm hot or not and send a friend request if I meet your exacting standards, but in case you're one of that rare breed who actually likes to get to know their MySpace friends, I'll indulge you, so keep reading. I am fun, funky, and have a wild streak that shows itself at inappropriate times.

Things That Make Me Happy Spending time with my fiance (ready? on three: everybody go, "awwwww!"). Adventures. Body glitter. My Little Ponies. Going new places and seeing new things. My family and friends. Old Dutch Puffcorn. Bellydancing. Walks in the woods. Debating with people who can hold their own but are open to new ideas/information. Puppies. New clothes. The ocean. Books. Autumn days. Cultural nostalgia. Strawberry cheesecake ice cream. Driving down deserted highways with the music up and the windows open. Going to gigantic, ancient art museums and getting totally lost.

Things That Piss Me Off Assholes piss me off. As do stupid people. And I'm not talking about people with low IQs. You know what I mean. People who deny what they are in order to be accepted. People who talk on their cell phones while using the public restroom. Drivers who tailgate, pass, and then go under the speed limit and drive more slowly than I was going in the first place. I hate it when people apologize for the way they feel. And what really pisses me off are those little balls of lint that get stuck between my toes when I wear socks. Those suck!


Captain's Log: Supplemental I would just like to take this moment to say: I hate how MySpace makes its users prioritize their friend lists. My friends are my friends for various reasons and there is no way I can put them in order from best to worst. So the friends you see displayed on this page are in complete random order, except for my fiance who is first on the list because I guess that's what people do on MySpace. Plus, he's hot and I like to show him off. :P
Students of Freud, you, of course, are welcome to your own opinions on the matter but I'll tell you right off, I don't really give much of a shit.
The Rules1. I delete dumb comments
Sorry to do this to everyone who isn't an idiot, but my page is now set for me to approve all comments. It's not a billboard, people! My page is not free advertising space. Of course, the people who do it aren't going to read this but I'll put it out there anyway.
2. I delete dumb people
3. I know I've got a lot of quote/unquote friends on here but if you stay in touch with me, I'll stay in touch with you. Be patient. I'm slow. Don't freak if it takes a few days.
Thank you, drive through!
Places I Want To See Before I Die
Tibet
LA
Sistene Chapel
London
Amsterdam
Las Vegas
Japan/Tokyo
Mayan ruins in Mexico
Grand Canyon
St. Louis Arch
New Zealand
South Africa
Washington DC
Hong Kong
Hawaii
Pyramids at Giza
Alaska
Vatican City
Yellowstone Park

Chicago
New York City
Thailand

Iceland

Sicily
Russia/St. Petersburg
Boundary Waters
Mecca (but I don't think I'm allowed since I'm not Muslim)
Paris
Abbey Road
Seattle Space Needle
Gooseberry Falls
Stonehenge
Ireland
Antarctica
India
San Francisco
Jeruselem
Mount Everest
Indy 500 Racetrack
Walt Disney World
Walt Disney Land
Fiji
Ruins at Pompeii
Venice Beach
Tom Sawyer caves
Advanced Global Personality TestResults
Extraversion || 10%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation ||||||||||||||||||||90%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual ||||||||||||||||||||90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness || 10%
Workethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed || 10%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Needto dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Changeaverse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness ||||||||||||||||||||90%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peterpan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Femalecliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremelyrelaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderatelyorganized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible,efficient, and fun.
Extraversion results were very low which suggests you are extremelyreclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
Trait Snapshot
introverted, secretive, reclusive, tough, non social, observer, fearless,solitary, libertarian, detached, outsider, mind over heart, good at savingmoney, does not like to stand out, does not make friends easily, selfsufficient, not aggressive, likes the unknown, unconcerned with externalopinion, strong, abstract, independent, very intellectual, analytical, highself control
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My Interests



My interests? Total world domination, among other things....

(..__/) This is Bunny. Copy and paste
(='.'=) Bunny into your profile to help
(")_(") him (and Fiendish ) gain world domination.

The MLP Fair is going to kick major ass this year! You better be there. And bring my pants!

Random Facts That You Probably Don't Really Care About But I'm Going To Tell You Anyway Because It's My Page And I Can Do What I Want With It, So Neener-Neener! You will notice there are some gaps in the list. Those are my secrets! Only the lucky ones get to find out.

2. I believe in mermaids.

3. I feel much older than I am, always have, always will.

8. I've got Attention Defi---hey, what's that over there?

9. I have a short temper and a long memory.

10. I'm an insomniac.

13. I'm pretty laid back and I don't like to make plans and that's just the way it is.

14. I believe in the impossible and feel that reaching for anything less is a denial of my dreams.

17. If you're able to get me talking about something, it's hard to shut me up.

18. I call things how I see them.

19. I'm paranoid. (note: see #24)

20. I'm a very private person and I've had people complain that I'm hard to read and difficult to get to know. But if you "get" me, you "get" me and if not, don't waste my time.

24. I like to discuss conspiracy theories. (note: see #19)

26. If I let my mind sit idle for more than five minutes at a time, I start inventing things to to worry about, so it's not often you'll find me doing less than two things at once.

27. I like designer shoes and vintage coats.

28. I have a really weird sense of humor. You probably won't get it.

30. I am a freak about good grammar.

35. I am messy but methodical.

69. A website of mine was once mentioned in the New York Times.

72. I drive with the windows down.

99. Sometimes I have trouble "living for the moment" when all I can see is the big picture and can't appreciate the good things while they last, because I know they won't last.

127. I'm fluent in American Sign Language.

183. I bite my nails.

201. I'm a thriftstore addict.

250. I don't cry often but a really good movie will move me to tears.

275. ...go swimming

333. I like to go for random drives to take pictures of random stuff.

396. I don't consider it "spring" each year until the first time I've gotten myself lost somewhere.

415. I like to wade in ponds and catch frogs in the moonlight.

427. I am fascinated by ancient cultures.

554. I ask a million questions.

609. I am allergic to sesame seeds.

644. I have an irrational fear of low-flying planes, especially military planes.

782. I don't know why but I hate the number seven.
(note: I have spent quite some time exploring my inner psyche. I have come to discover the earth-shattering reason as to why I hate poor #7. But it embarrassing so I'm not going to share.)

1436. I can be a total girly-girl. I love sparkles, lace, and candles. But don't let that fool you into thinking I'm something I'm not.

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I'd like to meet:

Joan of Arc. Jet Li. Pauline. Abraham Lincoln. And that's just to name a few.

I want to meet people who challenge and inspire me. Dream catchers and dream makers. Visionaries, revolutionaries, people who are not afraid to stand up for what they know is right and people who and don't back down from their beliefs.

Oh, and I would also like to meet people who will share their Cool Ranch Doritos with me. I am all about Cool Ranch Doritos. If you give me some, I will be your best friend. Or if you'd rather, I will go away and leave you alone. Whatever you want. Just give me your Doritos and we'll all be happy.

Music:

Nickelback

Blessid Union of Souls

The Nylons

Bon Jovi

Big & Rich

REM

The Cranberries

Weird Al

Seether

The Beatles

Frau Frau

Bowling for Soup

Metallica

Weezer

Jay Chou

Green Day

Simple Plan

Switchfoot

Lifehouse

Matisyahu

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Gin Blossoms

Counting Crows

Smashing Pumpkins

Dan Seals

Three Days Grace

Billy Joel

Hinder

Linkin Park

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Reggae!

Movies:

V For Vendetta is the current front runner. I am a total sucker for princess movies. I also dig classic musicals, historical dramas, and disaster movies. I had a nice long list of my favorites but they got wiped awhile back and I don't feel like listing them all out right now...

Television:

Dateline NBC

Saturday Night Live

The Apprentice

South Park

Colbert

....I really haven't been watching a lot of TV lately. Besides, we don't get cable. Why else do you think I spend all my time on the internet?

Books:

I'm always reading a few things at once. I love to read just about anything and everything I can get my hands on. Books are like my crack. I'm addicted and I keep craving more. I like epic historical sagas and books about snarky teenage girls.

Heroes:

Bobby Trendy!