I'd like to meet:
jack sparrow!!!!!!!!!! savie! **grinning** but in the real world a bloke who's fun to be with, happy, solvent, got a flash car and not full of his own self-importance then that'll do me! all two faced lying bastards can fuck off and screw someone else!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: taz
Birthday:: 24/11/76
Birthplace:: kent
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown when its not purple or blue
Height:: 5'9''
Weight:: thats classified!!!
Right handed or Left handed?: right
Your Heritage:: didn't know i had any
My Worst Habit:: erm, got so many i wouldn't like to say
Zodiac Sign:: saggi
Shoe Size:: 7
Pants Size:: 10-12
Innie or Outie?: innie, pierced twice - top and bottom
Parents Still Together?: yup
The Shoes You Wore Today:: doc marten boots, i don't DO shoes
Your Weakness:: mlp's
Your Fears:: everything
Your Perfect Pizza:: without cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: blimey, where do i start...
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: **screams** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up:: hell i'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature:: my finger nails when painted
Your Bedtime:: whenever i get there
Your Most Missed Memory:: driving my little red mkII golf gti... **crying**
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: purple!
Food?: chocolate and fruit
Sport?: horse riding
Animal?: horses and birds
Ice Cream?: vanilla
Candy?: fizzy flying saucers
Store?: anywhere that sells, quiksilver/animal/billabong/o'neill etc
Salad Dressing?: heinz salad cream
Actor?: johnny depp
Song?: wind of change - skorpions
Letter?: i get them every day, how could i choose just one?
Number?: 3
Gum?: wrigleys extra peppermint
Holiday?: what the f*ck is one of them??!?!!!!?
Season?: autumn
Toothpaste Flavor?: mint
Radio Station?: london's magic 105.4
Perfume?: ck 'be'
Scent besides perfume?: the smell of my new audi tt... yum!
Body part on the opposite sex?: woudn't like to comment on that
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: jack sparrows wench
How Do You Want To Die?: quickly and without pain
Turn ons:: jack sparrow
Turn offs:: kids, babies, children, teenagers, get the point?!?!?
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: vicky
Who's The Loudest?: me!
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: darren
Who Have You Known The Longest?: vicky
Who's The Shyist?: vicky
When Have You Cried The Most?: when i had a nervous breakdown about four years ago
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: driving a fast car & galloping a racehorse, not at the same time, obvioulsy!
Worst Feeling?: being lonely
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: somewhere nice in essex would be grand, if there is anywhere...
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: i'd have been born a millionaire
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: til i die
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: car
Where did all the: money go
Why can't we: all get along without war
Silly, little: shit for brains retard
Isn't it weird that: everything is just plain weird. stupid question!
Never under any circumstance: would i do drugs
I wish: blimey, where do i start...
Everyone has a: dream
I am: completely bonkers
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yup
Been To Juvie?: where?!???
Mooned Someone?: yup
Been Rejected?: yup
Ran Away From Home?: nope
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: hell yes
Skipped School?: yup
Thought About Suicide?: on many occasions
Slept Outside?: yup
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: too many times to mention
Cried In School?: yup
Thrown Up In School?: yup
Wanted To Be a Model?: no, its a load of old pants to want to do that
Cheated On Someone?: hahahahaaaaa!!!!!!
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: oh god, yeah! **cringes**
Seen A Dead Body?: of a horse, does that count?
Been Bitched Out?: yup
Drank Alcohol?: yup
Smoked?: yup
Been On Drugs?: nope
Eaten Sushi?: nope
Been On Stage?: yup
Gone Skinny Dipping?: nope
Shoplifted?: yup
Been Drunk?: yup
Been Called A Tease?: yup
Been Beaten Up?: yup
DO YOU
Swear?: what the f*ck do you take me for!??
Sing Well?: not a chance
Shower Daily?: bath
Want To Go To College?: been
Want To Get Married?: no f*cking way
Believe In Yourself?: nope
Get Motion Sickness?: nope
Think You Are Attractive?: not all the time
Get Along With Your Parents?: yup
Like Thunderstorms?: yup
Play An Instrument?: used to play the piano
Own An IPOD?: npe
Pray?: nope
Go To Church?: hell no!!!
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: yup
Dance In The Rain?: i try not to, i have to work in it
Sing In The Shower?: nope
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: diet coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: bk
Single or Group Dates?: single
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: rasberries
Meat or Veggies?: veggies
TV or Movie?: movie
Guitar or Drums?: neither
Adidas or Nike?: neither
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: corn flakes
Cake or Pie?: cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MTV or VH1?: bravo +1
Blind or Deaf?: neither
Boxers or Briefs?: just pants
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: not any more
Write With Both Hands?: nope
Whistle?: yup
Blow A Bubble?: yup
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yup
Cross Your Eyes?: yup
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: not very well
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: nope
Dance?: hahahahhaaaaaa! it looks better when i'm pissed
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: most of the time
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: darrens hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Talked To On The Phone:: annie
You Instant Messaged:: vicky
You Hugged:: me mother
You Yelled At:: becky, better known as olive/the retard/planktonius-olivatious
You Played A Sport With:: suzanne, lewis and jacob, we did badminton a few months back
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: this morning
Time You Cried?: when i sold my little mkII golf gti... **crying**
Movie You Watched?: potc 2
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: peppermint
Joke You Told?: i haven't cos i can't remember any
Song You've Sung?: joyride by roxette
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: looking at the pc doing this survey
What Can You See Out Your Window?: rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are You Listening To Music?: nope
What Are You Wearing?: t-shirt, bra, pants, combats
What's On Your Mousepad?: a cordless mouse... but it sits on top of taz
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: yup, thats where i came from
Do you believe in miracles?: yup, they just haven't happened to me yet
Magic?: yup, haven't you SEEN harry potter!!!!!
Love at first sight?: yeah, f*cking thing
God?: not exactly
Satan?: hell yes, thats where i'm headed
Ghosts?: yup
Santa?: yup! oh come on...!
Evolution?: yup
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: blue freaks me out if its with brown hair, so it would have to be brown
Fav Hair Color:: bleached bits
Short or Long Hair:: long, surfy-type
Height:: taller than me
Weight:: bit heavier than me, but has to be fit
Best Clothing Style:: anything surfy
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: dubai, altho i have no passport
Number Of CD's I Own:: about 50
Your Good Luck Charm:: i don't have one
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: yup, for the sake of me bones... (vicky will understand!)
Person You Hate Most:: my ex, h****, he's self-centered, arrogant bastard who needs to be shot. wanker!
Most Outdated Phrase:: yo!
Do you think God has a gender?: he's a bloke, aint he?
Where do you think we go when we die?: down a dark tunnel with a light at the end, and theres a bloke standing at the gate leaning on a walking stick waiting for us. i only know that cos me mother nearly made it
How many rings until you answer the phone?: four or five
What is something scientists need to invent?: a self-minting £20 note machine
Are you a health freak?: not exactly, but i do like me fruit and veg
Are you a virgin?: nope, thats long gone that is...!!
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: the moon first, then the stars then titan. and i'd stay on the last one.
What is the worst weather?: when its pissing down with rain and wndy as hell with it. that'll be today then...
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: nope, i had mlp's
How many grades have you failed?: i got a ''narrow-miss/near-fail'' (or whatever they call it now) for chemistry a-level, but that isn't an ''ungraded'' as such...
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