miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts]

Prank Chat

So I was bored the other day, and I decided to prank chat Tech Support for Saint Leo University. The name of the rep has been changed, and I am "Visitor 371".Enjoy.====================================...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:13:00 PST

miniBruce 101

Damn, it was hard getting enough time to complete the list, but here you go...   I work way too fucking much. It cuts into my time with the ladies. That makes me sad. And horny. I love mus...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:53:00 PST

Walking Dead

Inspired by the new song on the profile, Walking Dead by Z-Trip, I have a question for you all... out there in MySpaceLand. If you were told that you had 24 hours to live, what would you do? How would...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

Picture Perfect

Okay, so here's a new sort of survey for me. Try filling in the blanks using photos, not words. Enjoy. 1. A picture perfect day is ______? 2. A picture perfect dinner is ______? 3. A picture pe...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

Trivia Time!!

Okay, kids. It's been a while. I have some new trivia for you...   Have you heard the new profile song? If not, go listen. Recognize it?   Name the band and the album. Name the person playin...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

Survey Time!!

Your wish is my command...   35 QUESTIONS YOU DON'T NORMALLY GET ASKED1. Are you happy with the person you lost your virginity to?Yes, every one of them 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/g...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:18:00 PST

Bringing Sexy Back

That's right, kids! I'm back& and I'm hungry. Get in there and make me some tacos and pour me some Jack.    So, let me start off by apologizing to those ladies out there that missed my statu...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:58:00 PST

long time no MySpace...

Hey there! I'm Big Boy, and mB asked that I stop by and discuss with you delicious hamburgers... er, I mean, check in on you fine folks.   Many of you have written in asking, "What gives?!" Where...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

miniBruce vs. Lego Man Larry

Okay, I've had it. I'm sick and tired of people confusing me with a Lego. I am miniBruce. Nothing more. Nothing less. So, to help those of you out there that do not know this, I have asked Lego Man La...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

Don't even try to deny it.

Okay, so out of boredom, I brought up Google's image search and put in my name to see what would come up. The first entry that came up was this... Needless to say, this is not me, but it's oddly appr...
Posted by miniBruce [breakdance/breakhearts] on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST