All I'm saying is... |
So...today was just about one of the worst days on the planet.
I'm not getting that apartment/house - they wanted us to pay an inordinate amount of money ON TOP of what we had already been told was th... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:33:00 PST |
Fuck. And then some nice news. |
Well, this is going to be bitter to begin with.
I just spent three hours writing the most beautiful blog EVER, detailing my Spring Break and chronicling the Berkeley-Sam experience, my new apartment, ... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Tiny spirit in a K-hole, bloated like soggy cereal. |
The plan was that he'd be up here for two weeks, go back down to Long Beach for two weeks, and then come back up here.
I was supposed to go visit him in Concord this week.
"Love you hun, God bless yo... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST |
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panicked breaths. |
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here.
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((((I hate to have to write this, but no. I'm not making this up. This is really happening to me right now, it's n... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST |
Today I celebrate the love of self. |
This may possibly be the best day in my academic life, to date.
This blog will surely be filled with typographical errors and run on sentences because I CANNOT CONTAIN MY JOY AT BEING ALI... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:01:00 PST |
Powering up (bwuhvOOOooowp). |
Dear Everyone:
No more emo douchebaggery. Quit the self-loathing shenanigans. You only suck at life if you THINK you suck at life. Think you're fat? Lose some goddamn weight. Interpersonal relationshi... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST |
Having trouble re-adjusting. |
So, the category for this blog is "General whining and overall schmuckraking", which is a word I've just invented right now.
Man, I don't know. Getting back into the swing of things has been killing m... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:27:00 PST |
The "Doug and I are so totally awesome and I don't really care if anyone else gets this" blog. |
Okay, so this thing is supposed to be "What age were you when....", and Doug and I are gonna fill it out together. I'm first, he's second. Here you go. Yeah. What age were you when? 1. Fell in love - ... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST |
The completely unexpected fit of girly passion blog! |
We all know that I love her.
She loves me.
But on occasion, I'll let Cinnamaroll and Charmmy Kitty catch my attention as well.
What the hell am I talking about, you say?
Hello freakin' Kitty.
That's ... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST |
The sort of thrown together, end-of-the-year blog. |
So, I decided to fill out one of those silly end-of-the-year forms because my creativity is running pretty low right now. And what's more, instead of writing I've decided to go thro... Posted by Dickless Tracy on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST |