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Big Willy

Myspace is dying...and it's all Rupert's fault

About Me

Hi! I'm Wilbert! When I grow up I wanna be a dinosaur! My mommy says that I'm too young to go on the indernet, but she's a big stupid poop face! Yesterday she yelled at me for putting my winky in da vaccum cleaner. Then I went stinky in her shoes.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/25/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/moriamanitoba
Band Members: The band that plays "The Racoons" theme song. "When darkness falls bringing shadows in the night Don't be afraid Wipe those tears from your eyes"
Influences: Ron Jeremy
Sounds Like: Baby-making music.
Record Label: 3
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

THERE'S A FROG ON A LOG IN A BOG WITH A HOG IN A BLOG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

Seriously, no one reads blogs anymore.  In fact, I bet you a nickle on my pickle that not one person reads this blog and comments on it for a whole month!  Let the games begin!!
Posted by Big Willy on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

THE TRAINS IN SPAIN ARE MAINLY REALLY GAY

Just a friendly update of what we've been up to the past couple weeks.  As you probably deciphered by my blog title, I hate the train system in Spain.  We've had some serious problems with ...
Posted by Big Willy on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:44:00 PST

FUN FACTS OF THE LAST FEW WEEKS - TOO MANY FRENCHIES WEARING SPEEDOS

I don't know what to blog about, so I'm just going to give you some tidbits of what we've done for the past few weeks: I put my bare ass on the Berlin wall.  It felt nice. In Nurnberg, on our way...
Posted by Big Willy on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

ON T.V. IN EUROPE AGAIN!! PUTTING NIVERVILLE AND MORIA ON THE MAP IN COPANHAVEN, DENMARK!

Thats right, we were on t.v. for the second time so far on our travels, the first being in Athens, Greece, if you recall.  That time we were the only kids in tshirts in the entire country, so som...
Posted by Big Willy on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

FREEZING SCOTLAND-COULD THE SCOTTISH BE CRAZIER THAN MANITOBANS?!(the answer may surprise you)

Greetings my friends. From March 11 to the 21 we were in Edinburgh Scotland visiting Justin's aunt and uncle.  One thing about Edinburgh is that they really really like their beer, which means, n...
Posted by Big Willy on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

MIDDLE-AGED MALE BLACK FRENCH SINGERS ARE GOOD LOVERS (don't knock it till you've tried it)

OK, so we were in Paris the other day, travelling on our way from Venis all the way on the other side of Europe to Edinburgh, Scotland (where we are now), and we had the most ridiculous experience eve...
Posted by Big Willy on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST

PENIS CITY (aka Florence) - HOMO MICHAEL ANGELO LIKED WIENERS TOO MUCH

Hey everyone, Big Willy (appropriately) here for another unimportant update.  We're currently in Rome, but yesterday we were in Florence.  Florence is a beautiful city for everyone, but you...
Posted by Big Willy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

CAN'T KEEP UP ON THE NET WHEN IT COSTS 10 TO 15 BUCKS AN F*#%IN HOUR!

Hello my dear friends.  It has been far too long.  I'm going to post a short blog, because a long one would mean I have to come home a month early.  Of course, what I'm saying is that t...
Posted by Big Willy on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

PITY FOR DRACULA (Romanian bitchy vampires)

After Istanbul we went to Thessaloniki thinking we would go all the way down to the southern west coast of Greece and ferry across to Italy, but after realizing that this potential misadventure could ...
Posted by Big Willy on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:52:00 PST

HARMONIES IN ISTANBUL - potentially fatal

Since Istanbul is a muslim country, every few hours at prayer time the mosques sing to eachother around the city.  The way it works is, there's one muslim singer per mosque, and he sings from a t...
Posted by Big Willy on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST