Once apon a time there lived a boy name Funk. Now this boy.. he was special, anyway. He wore a helmet. On his t-shirt it said "iSpecial" and he wore it everyday.. sweat stains and all.. because he thought it was cool because on it there was a little picture of an iPod hugging an iPod and it was a special moment.. thus the "iSpecial". Anyway, one day this shirt got him into major trouble. He was in the grocery store when those two same iPods walked by and were like "HEY THAT'S US!" And they got super upset because that shirt wasn't supposed to go out to the public. They ripped it off him, leaving Funk shirtless and heartbroken. He hung his head in shame and walked home from Bigway, middle of winter, shirtless. He was so cold, but it was ok. Then Skeet drove by and picked him up "It'll be ok Funk. Just put on a new shirt." she said. As they approached his house Funk got out and just as he was about to open the door Skeet got out of the car and said "...Wait." And in almost slow motion, she tossed a shirt at him with all her loving might. He caught it, and on it.. was the word "iSpecial" with two iPods hugging.. but on the iPods were the faces of Funk and his cat Sherman.. and he was so happy. So very happy. A tear rolled down his face "..Thanks Skeet, this means a lot." He took off his helmet and threw it at her. Being special, he threw it with all his might and it hit her smack in the nose. She was bleeding a little but accepted the helmet with grace. This was a special moment.. a moment they would cherish forever. Skeet drove off and Funk stood on his doorsteps for about 5 minutes after, shirt on and proud. He never saw Skeet again.. but her presence was always with him..
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