Playing music, anything with an engine, beer, your mom...
I'd like to meet:
Ryan Martini from Mudvayne, John Campbell from Lamb of God, your mom, anyone who hates the government as much as I do. When I go down I'm taking those motherf@..$ers with me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: someday I hope
Birthplace: bathtub
Current Location: bathtub
Eye Color: Puce/Light Puce
Hair Color: emo
Height: 11' 3.5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Neither
Your Heritage: myspace
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes?
Your Weakness: Fresno, people with the lingers, swaggy people
Your Fears: semen in my beer, seamen in my beer
Your Perfect Pizza: anything but semen pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To become a seaman
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LSD
Thoughts First Waking Up: Maybe it'll go down soon.
Your Best Physical Feature: Left ventricle
Your Bedtime: 4:47 pm eastern time
Your Most Missed Memory: My colonic
Pepsi or Coke: Blood
MacDonalds or Burger King: They're both assholes
Single or Group Dates: If you mean orgy, then I'm in.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Teepee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choczilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'm straight, so coffee.
Do you Smoke: Yeah, I'm pretty hot.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Your mom to sleep every night.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, mostly golden.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. I loved her every night.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, after I graduate from college.
Do you want to get Married: I think I actually might be already.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm pretty sure I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I vomit when I walk.
Are you a Health Freak: If by freak you mean risk, then yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't beleive in incest.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like watching people get hit by lightning.
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, just beer and whisky.
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm pretty hot all the time.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just to keep the Leprachauns away.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, your mom's a nice old gal.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Your mom wanted to buy me a thong.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ask your mom where I ate them from.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Just the red snapper your mom gave me.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, your mom likes to show off.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah it smelled fairly ripe.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I was clothed, but my genitals were hanging out
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your moms heart.
Ever been Drunk: The cops called it "intoxicated"
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, real sex is for satanists.
Ever been Beaten up: Your mom put up a good fight
Ever Shoplifted: Just a lot of condoms
How do you want to Die: Riding your mom into the sunset.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Your daddy.
What country would you most like to Visit: mostly emo
Number of CDs I own: $4.6 million
Number of Piercings: Just one big one.
Number of Tattoos: At least 2.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: See above list.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
Lamb of God, Mudvayne, Burn the Priest, Chaimara, Opeth, Pantera, DevilDriver, Meshuggah, Slipknot, Soilwork, Death, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames, Extol, most metal, lots of crazy Jazz, even some classical... don't judge me. Oh, I almost forget to mention all Winnipeg bands. The're are a lot of talented motherfuckers in this city and it's a pleasure to be able to share a stage with them!
Movies:
Anything involving poo jokes
Television:
Don't watch very much. I like Family Guy and Tom Green
You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.
Eaten
93%
Disappear
73%
Bomb
67%
Stabbed
60%
Drowning
60%
Accident
53%
Gunshot
47%
Suffocated
33%
Suicide
27%
Natural Causes
27%
Disease
20%
Poison
20%
Cut Throat
13%
How Will You Die??
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Books:
Reading is reserved for people who know how.
Heroes:
Ummmm Superman, Captain Planet, my local firefighters uhhhh, the lovely folks at the Olive Garden...
