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The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra

78 RPM DJ,
Soundtrack DJ
& Hack Composer

About Me

Our Man Midnight is the fastest DJ alive. He spins his records on two hand-powered HMV gramophones at the breakneck speed of 78 rounds per minute - they don't come any faster than that. Every once in a while he exchanges his antiques for high fidelity stereo equipment to entertain his audience with action packed sets of soundtracks from the groovy movies of the 60's and 70's. And in the cover of night he hacks up and reassembles recorded history into soundtracks for your enjoyment - with or without the complement of an actual film. The autobiographic short film "The Rise and Fall of Danny Midnight," was - as is the life it portrays - a flop. Another film incomprehensibly scored, "The Girl Who Wished to Be in the Pictures," is available for viewing in this space. Would you rather enjoy the superior quality of the original flash file? Watch it from afar here . Still hungry for more? Visit this arctic site to hear more of the sounds of Midnight.
We quote from the Orchestra's own log entry at the perilous launch into unexplored My Space territory on the Eve of Christmas in the Year of Our Lord 2006:
"It is the night before Christmas and Danny Midnight launches into space. Not into old-fashioned Outer Space or into worn-out Inner Space, but into a space of our age: the clammy space of the fancy-tickling monster known as "My." But how, you may ask, will a grumpy bastard such as Midnight survive in a place subsisting on the ooze of tickled glands? Oh, we may answer, he will survive by shameless trickery, by base tomfoolery and by outright evil - all feats performed behind the screen of his smoking cigar. Ha-hah! Heads off - Midnight is a-cumen in!"


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Member Since: 12/24/2006
Band Website: dannymidnight.com
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

An Update on the Latest Movements in the Midnight Camp

Saturday June the 28th 2008MAANEFISKEN, OSLO"PervCircus"Danny was there as last year with all the perverts, opening the show in his most daring tie and his least comfortable suspenders, laying muscula...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:24:00 PST

Danny Midnight is brought to you by Groves Emulsified Nose Drops

Boys and girls!Danny Midnight wishes to acknowledge the hundreds of letters he's been receiving from his boy- and girlfriends. He's always pleased to get these letters and will answer them all. He is ...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

The Rite of Spring 2008

Saturday March the 15th 2008MÅNEFISKEN, OSLO"The Rite of Spring"Heathens, Highwaymen and other shady individuals gathered again by the dark streams of the River Acher to celebrate life and death and t...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:49:00 PST

A Night Under the Stars

Friday January the 25th 2008PARKTEATRET, OSLOMidnight Burlesque, "A Night Under the Stars"As our staff of writers are on strike ("Again? Amateurs! What're they expecting anyway? Payment? Tender w...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:41:00 PST

The Rose of Olav

Tuesday November the 20th 2007PARKTEATRET, OSLOThe Park Theater Stage receives "The Rose of Olav"Congratulations to The Park Theater Stage for receiving "The Rose of Olav" - the Oscar of the Norwegian...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:14:00 PST

What's with the Orchestra These Days?

Saturday October the 20th 2007 A LITTLE HOUSE IN SANDYFIORD, NORWAY Supporting Act for Melodar Tuesday November the 6th 2007 THE HOUSE OF LITERATURE, OSLO Short Story Feast There's been something rott...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

On the Launching of Midnight at 78 RPM

As the money keeps rolling in and the fans are screaming for more and more and then some, the Keepers of the Books of Midnight have decided to split their enterprises down the middle to ease...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST

Nights of August

Friday August the 24th"EINE WEMUNDERBARE NACHTMUSIK"INTERNASJONALEN, OSLO Summer returned from the dead for the night and Danny made a second appearance at the bar Internasjonalen ("The Internationale...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

A Rainy Summers Day in the Fjord

Friday August the 10th 2007 BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION RODELØKKEN KAFÉ, OSLO   Danny played his antiques under an open sky on the rocky, pine-clad western coast of Oslo to celebrate the seventieth ann...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Saturday June the 30th 2007PERVOSIRKUS ("CIRCUS OF THE PERVERTS")MÅNEFISKEN, OSLO It was a night of magic. It was a night of flames, blood, spikes, greasepaint, crocodile tears, free fall trapeze, ele...
Posted by The Incomprehensible Danny Midnight Orchestra on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:33:00 PST