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About Me

I am real - I do exist - I am not just a figment of someone's imagination trapped in cyberspace.Or one of those bizarre porn sites that I seem to get mail from on here. My favourite was the girl with "I Love Martin" written on her butt. Not that many people love Martins. I do think that she probably put that on in Photoshop rather than actually wrote that on her butt because after all - first up - who wants to go round with "I Love Martin" written on their butt and second up - well - it's easier in Photoshop than to have to wash it off your arse and go to the next name in the directory 'cos you'd end up with an extremely sore arse after only loving a few people ...if you see what I mean - because I think she loves everyone - apart from maybe herself. So there's a tip for you - if you're going to send me that kind of stuff..

Sorry I digress.

I swore that when I reached 40 I would no longer be performing live in bands and would still have an active sex life.Got both those wrong then
You Are 92% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test Some things don't add up - I guess

My Interests

Music ...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who could redress the band sex balance thingy.People I have lost touch withMark Burgess (The Chameleons) in my recording studio

Music:

Yep - I said that - I play it (piano and guitar - used to sing as well - but even I can't stand the sound of my own voice - so I get other people to sing to me now. Why have a dog and bark yourself eh?) - I record it - I try not to listen to it 24 hours a day - I used to but - well - these days it's nice to hear the birds sing and the cows moo sometimes.

I play, co write and co-produce the following bands:My Friend Rachel Grant
I used to play keyboards for:

Zimmermen Easy Tiger

I also used to play for

Wonderland - Guitar RDSM - Guitar and Lead Vocals Mr Wilson - Keyboards

And do various bits of session and production work for better known bands over the years

I have a recording studio at the bottom of the garden - if I like a band - then I let them use it - Witches are recording an album there at the moment. What's at the bottom of your garden?

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Movies:

The last good film I saw was Inside Man. No really - really good.

Television:

Only watch television as a means to turn my brain off at 3am when it's mulling over something and stopping me from sleeping.

Books:

Used to read a lot - now not so much maybe 5 or 6 a year - currently on page 33 of some Ukranian Tractor Book

Heroes:

Don't do heroes - used to - then met some and found out it's better to have heroes than meet them.