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About Me

"In the house of the rich man the only place to spit is in his face."A quote attributed- 'cos he was too cool to write anything down -to Diogenes of Sinope,cynic(BC cicra 393-323- before you ask, dates run backwards'cos it is before the jesus fella's birth). If he isn't on your radar, go Google him -he's the first true existential rock star.

Grant are an Oxford based musical collective based around former adult film actor and camel chiropodist Grant Baldwin, multi-instrumentalist and bonsai expert Martin Newton, and mysterious bass player Reg Driblo. Reg, a keen breeder of the rare West Bromwich Nodding Bantam, refuses to talk to the other two unless they call him Ulrich and makes them promise not to eat cheese on Tuesdays. He can only be contacted on the phone between the times of 01.03 and 01.07hrs.

Grant formed in the mid 1990s, after singer Grant paid Martin thousands of pounds to let him carry his guitar case to the rehearsal studio. But only if it were dark and nobody could see. After a few years, they had amassed a great number of songs, at which point Grant unlocked the door and let Martin go home. Reg joined in 2002 after his therapist told him that music would help his recovery from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, a consequence of his harrowing experiences in the 1999 Cress Riots. Reg led the often dangerous and vicious confrontations with The Man to try and prevent the small green peppery plant being compulsorily incorporated in all egg sandwiches.

The first album - 'What do you mean, weve got to finish this bloody thing?' - was released in 2003 to rave review by the Cheam Onanists Almanac. There was the odd disgruntled voice who claimed the album sounded glum- this is, of course, ridiculous as it is well known that Grant is officially the 3rd Funniest Man in Oxfordshire, and his 1034-page treatise On the Determination of the Flash Point (in degrees Kelvin) of Mixed- Matrix Solvents using the Pensky- Martin Closed Cup Method., is widely regarded as gut bustingly hilarious and pant-fillingly funny

The overall musical direction of the guys is to hit things and shout. A lot.

New album - 'Tudge! Stop fidgeting with that!' - takes the collective in to far more esoteric and sophisticated territory, as Grant has managed to incorporate elements of the notoriously difficult Samoan Reverse Nasal Crooning into their sound and Martin now turns the microphones on during recording sessions.This new album takes the collective into far more esoteric and sophisticated territory droned Grant, boringly. But not glumly.

OR.. IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

Grant are an Oxford-based musical collective centred around singer Grant Baldwin, multi-instrumentalist Martin Newton and bassist Rex Diablo. This core is augmented when required by other musicians, including Big Red Sky Records label mates Johnnie Hawkins and My Friend Rachel.

Grant formed in the mid 1990s (by Grant and Martin), with Rex joining in 2002. We have been concentrating on writing and recording (this is currently mainly a studio-based project) although a few gigs were played during the early years. Our first album God-like Shapes was released in 2003 on Big Red Sky Records. Although we originally grew out of a traditional rock/pop song writing base, we are increasingly exploring other musical areas and trying to marry them with our own. The aim is to retain a strong sense of the crafting of song, but to try to bend and twist all the elements of our work into something unexpected. Were still developing this aspect but the new album 'Apolaustic' marks a step nearer to our objectives, with a broader range of music and sound. 'Apolaustic' will be released late summer 2006.



My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/19/2006
Band Website: grantsongs.co.uk
Band Members:
grant - be bop yodelling and souffle worrying
martin - asthmatic moaning and birdsong
reg - custardphilosophy courses and anti cheese campaiging
Influences: A random selection of influences (in no particular order) includes: Pere Ubu, Scott Walker, The Abyssinians, Frank Sinatra, Ministry, Ruby, The Associates, Magazine, God Speed You Black Emperor!, Plaid, Marvin Gaye, Nomeansno Odetta, Earth and Stone, Opeth, Crowded House, Boards of Canada,The Muppets, Parliament, One Dove, Arvo Part, Massive Attack, Keith Hudson, Duke Ellington, Nina Simone, Janes Addiction, Angels of Light/Akron Family, Talk Talk, Napalm Death, The Frog Chorus.
Sounds Like: a bun fight
Record Label: big red sky
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Gone in 30 minutes

For the first time since 1999 Grant will be playing live & on Sunday 30th September 2007 at the Jam Factory as part of the Oxford Arts Festival...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:...
Posted by grant on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:28:00 PST

The Dumb C**t Shanties

Stake in the ground... The clattering, mewling row of the next Grant CD- "TDCS" -falls almost fledged from the nest sometime late2007/early2008. Release date to be advised soon...
Posted by grant on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:12:00 PST

let us worship again ...

...at the Wibbly Woad Temple of the Armitage Byffin-Shanks. Yes, my exclusive readership(yes,you roof acrobat Reg Driblo and Dry Martino, cousin of the Sainted Brother of Tea), after the cold gui...
Posted by grant on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

apathy, apathy all is apathy

It's been cold... it's been dark... I couldn't be arsed...I've been decorating(Rock'n'roll ..don't you wish had my life?) I'll get round to posting something vaguely sexy and vibrant(aargh! invol...
Posted by grant on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

"january,february.. i don't understand"

I must apologise to those of you,well-YOU, who were gripped by the early introductions into the story of the Byffin A-SB clan for the lack of updates for the last couple of months. The terri...
Posted by grant on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST

OOOh well I'm scatting

Jazz clattering... doo wop doop wee do wee ..vocally, I'm just exercising  via this medium. In the background as I scribble there is a washing machine making  sounds that...
Posted by grant on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

Hmmm..... A continuation of the (saggy)saga ??

Nope.. not ready just yet...but soon... just literary coitus interuptus for now.
Posted by grant on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

amorphous,angsty and androgynous

*&^96  is not a young man .Or woman. Or even of any firm,tactile  flesh.  *&^96 is vaguely sentient, sensual, stressed, in a humble,quiet,determined way.&nbs...
Posted by grant on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

Whine,wimmin and snog

Thank you to (all) my regular reader and correspondent - that's you Mrs Trellis of North Wales- my bulging malebag is eternally grateful for your oral gratification..er.. no that's wish...
Posted by grant on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

Chewing on the myth of the Kacky Pants of Zeus

Slash!!Spume!!EEK!! EEK!!..(thats the sound of a blood-crazed rodent gang getting busy with a razor-sharp willow stick on Sir B's soft body parts in case you're wondering)...Gore!!.. Gore!! ..Mor...
Posted by grant on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST