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Ricardo Acuña

Writer

About Me

Visit my website @ www.writeracuna.comI was born and raised dirt-poor in Nogales, Arizona (that’s a small town on the U.S./Mexican Berlin Wall in case you blink and miss it on your drive through).At the tender age of 15, I applied for and earned a full, academic scholarship to attend The Lawrenceville School (a prep school for rich white kids that’s been around forever).After culture and climate shock, I attended Stanford University, spent a year wine-tasting, I mean studying in Paris, and graduated with a BA in English and French Literatures.I swore never to return to the East Coast lest I hang myself, but I did return (but didn’t hang myself) and worked at the Columbia Presbyterian Hospital psychosex ward as a research assistant whilst I put myself through Columbia University’s film school, where I earned my MFA with a concentration in screenwriting.I then moved to Denver (God knows why, or maybe She doesn’t), but after a year and a half of prostituting myself to temp agencies, I learned that my-then-girlfriend of seven years had suddenly changed her mind about our being together forever.So, I took all I had (my books and clothes) and stuffed it into a used Honda and drove my broken heart through the icy, treacherous, bittersweet Rockies to sunny, hazy L.A. I worked day jobs to pay for that highfalutin education mentioned above: from the depths of the typing pool to the dizzying heights of copy editing, from humbling communications management for the farm workers to schizophrenic, paranoid episodes teaching high school English.I have paid my dues (to whom and what for I have no idea). But I'm very happy to report that I am now married to the love of my life (when she’s in a good mood and I get paid), have the most beautiful baby daughter (when she's not crying inconsolably), and know for certain that the only thing I need to do in life is write (or if not, I will drop dead).
For more, check out these links: www.writeracuna.com
Los Angeles Times Article

My Interests

Music:



I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:



Check out the short film L.A. NOIR, which I wrote and co-produced at this link: www.myspace.com/la_noir

Books:



Check out my poetry/photography book, under the influence, at this link: www.myspace.com/undertheinfluencebook

My Blog

yeah, i've been to the oscars

I attended the Oscars 5 years ago with my friend Big Red.  He was working for the Academy back then and had an extra ticket because his wife was going to be out town.  We arrived around 3:30...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

lady madonna

there was a segment on lives for sale (a documentary on immigration and the slave trade that you need to watch) about a guatemalen woman with a deformed nose like it had been cut in two...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

last monday

almost at my stop on spring and 4th when the bus turned on 1st and then over to los angeles street, and commuters sat there frozen instead of running up to the driver and asking where he was going and...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

the crest

belly, cyco, love and I decided to take a hike.  we drove up the angeles crest freeway and stopped at the first park-and-view area, near the power plant, placed the food and drink in love's backp...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

tea time

looked down from the 35th floor of my office building at the freeways below, the cars like toys, ants that could easily fall off or be brushed aside by some titan anthropomorphic god, and when I sit ...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

get what you give

Felt like shit yesterday as I walked down the hill to the library for lunch.  Usually I gulp down a protein bar and an orange, go up to the 3rd floor, the lit section to hang out with my only fri...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

sick

sucks to be sick sneezing, coughing, suffocating blowing clear, white, yellow, green, red mucus arctic chills, tropical fever, gas, nausea, diarrhea cars honking, sun in your eyes, bad breath, cold to...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST

super aerobics woman

I'm always trying to crawl out of my sleep-drenched grogginess and control my anxiety about the day and all I have to do in the passenger seat as love drives with her face on, playing the same tape in...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

buses

They're not made for working-class folk.  Maybe for soldiers who sit upright, or robots. You can't slouch.  The back is hard like a brace spearing through your back.  Your knees knock a...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

happy new day

the year ran away like a hunted animal nothing but hand-wringing unfinished writings, debts, dirty laundry, good intentions and gifts that never reached family and friends body fat, wrinkles, gray hai...
Posted by Ricardo Acuña on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST