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bruja sueca

Swedish Murder Machine!

About Me

I'm obnoxious and offensive and I like it. I have no impulse control. I'm an asshole. Love me, hate me. I simply don't care.

My Interests

art fag boys. attics. ballerinas. bare skin. bats. bedtime stories. big old cadillacs. blood and guts. breaking stuff. butt dimples. carnies. cathedrals. cemetaries. chains. cheesy chinese cinema. chocolatey goodness. chugging slurpees. cirque du soliel. cynicism. dadaism. daddies. dead things in jars. deviance. dictators. divination. drag queens. dreadlocks. edward gorey. estate sales. fear. fetishes. flaming homos. freaks. freemasonry. geeks. germany. glittery stuff. gypsies. haunted houses. hour long bubble baths. irish boys. ivy. jews. latex. lightening. lipgloss. magic. marlene. moodswings. mudpuddles. nachos. nephilim. new orleans. obnoxious 80's fashions. occultism. old buildings. old photographs. violins. orchids. pain. painted toenails. peeping. phobias. phone sex. pirates. plaid clothes. prosthetics. punk rock love. reading baudelaire in bed. roadkill. rob zombie. rowdy boys. skinny dipping. safety pins. santeria. sarcasm. satan boys. screaming whores. serial killers. shaved heads. shiny shoes. snogging. soup kitchens. swearing like a trucker. tales of woe. tards. tearstains. the cramps. the holocaust. the origional misfits. the young ones. thrifting. torture devices. vincent price movies. whining like a champ. zombies.

I'd like to meet:

Amusing and interesting people with talent. Or just a sense of humor.

Music:

Anything that inspires me to break stuff.

Movies:

Ecclectic, at best.

Television:

addictions, aleister crowley, algernon charles swinburne, andy warhol, arson, asian boys, asphyxiation, astral projection, autopsies, barbarians, batwing cadillacs, big stompy boots, bipolar disorder, bisexuality, bob flanagan, body mods, bodybags, bones, booty shorts, booze & laxatives, boys in black, broken glass, cake, carnies and hobos, charles bukowski, chick tracts, circus freaks, contortionists, corsets, cotton candy, crackheads and retards, cults, david lynch, deadbolt, decadence, deformities, differently abled animals, dim mak, dirt, dressing up, duality, dysfunctions, egyptian gods, escape artists, faggots and weirdos, fairy tales, finding stuff, full moons, getting presents, ghosts, girls with scabby knees, green eyes, hallowe'en, hammer films, hauntings, head wounds, herschell gordon lewis, hitler propaganda, horror movies, houdini, hypnosis, jelly bracelets, jewish boys, joe coleman, joel-peter witkin, john john jesse, john waters, johnny cash, knives, leather daddies, lot lizards, lucid dreams, mark leyner, mythology, nightmares, nihilism, ninjas, nudie bars, nuns, obsessions, opera, oscar wilde, ouija boards, pale skinny boys, people watching, petticoats, pocky, pygmy yodeling, richard brautigan, roller skates, scalpels, scars, screaming, shoes, spankings, stitches, straight razors, surgery, synchronicity, tank girl, tarot cards, the queers, things that are blue, thrift store treasures, thug porn, thunder storms, tim burton, trashy talk shows, truck stop fashions, twin peaks, ugly art, velvet, vinyl, vomiting strippers, whiskey, whores, witches

Books:

Usually two or three at a time. My shelves are full. So is my backseat.

Heroes:

They are all dead and most of you would'nt even know who they were anyway.

My Blog

I shouldn't watch TV. Ever.

Of COURSE they smoked up on Walton's MTN. Why do you think they were such a bunch of lovey-dovey hippie types? What they needed up there was a little whiskey or coke.Get a little of the old ultraviole...
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

squealing tires

I think that driving is much like dating.You know, cut them off before they cause an accident.Only without the luxury of insurance.  
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Demands

How can you NOT love that name? Gypsy Dildo Punk.That's *it*! I'm gonna join the ranks of those who bear the mark of an asshole.......you know the ones...those fatuous-pretentious-buttplugs in the got...
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wind it down

Stickiness is not for me.I should just avoid all sensations.Inevitably, it all just gets sticky.
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

splitting

Evidently, I emit insanity.I guess this is my super-power.Even my aura is crazy.
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

maze

I had a dream a long time ago that my head was being held down into a puddle and I was drinking blood.
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A very good idea

If I could peel my skin of in layers, I would. I would peel until my organs looked like they were made of wax to be presented in a museum for kids to point at and learn from. They woul...
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

foreigner

I want to go away.That shouldn't seem odd, but it is, since I AM away.I want to keep running and running and running 'til I can't catch my breath. 'til I no longer even know where I am, who I am. I wa...
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

contestant number one

It's all there. Right up here, on the tip of my tongue. Nagging constantly at the front of my mind. I know what I mean, but I don't know how to put it into words, even for myself. It is a terrible fee...
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I declare

I want a punching bag in my back yard.
Posted by Zombie Dumpling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST