Shelly Ann - ProfilesArchive

About Me

ABOUT MOI: These things make me happy: Phil , my kittys,music,music,music,dancing, point shoes, doing hurr,sewing painting ,rainy days,kissing,mac makeup, cold weather, leg warmers, good cheap sunglasses from the gas station, real lemonade, deepak chopra, healthy food, anything gypsy like, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, and Jack Handy. " I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, " Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me?" or " Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!" Wookin pa nub in ah da wong paces.... I adopted a cute lil' monkey fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! Things that make me unhappy: KIDNEY STONES,Ignorance,bad food,anxiety attacks, sleeping all day, natural disasters, dead animals on the side of the road, laundry and dishes, throwing up, feeling ashamed to be an american.

?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ATTENTION: I AM WILLING TO MAKE FRIENDS BUT NOT IF YOU DON'T SAY HELLO FIRST!!!!!! YOU DIG????? ALSO, IF YOU DON'T PLAN ON EVER MEETING ME IN PERSON DON'T WASTE YOURS OR MY TIME. I AM NOT A "FRIEND" COLLECTOR AND WILL NOT BE "COLLECTED" BY PEOPLE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT POKE YOURSELF IN THE EYE WITH A SHARP STICK. KEEP ON TRUCKIN! People that don't type like this," Yo gur holla atcha boyee yr pix r mad hot yo hit me up." Oh yes and I would like to meet Michael Jackson so I could see his prosthetic nose collection. That would fucking rule. Also prince so I can raid his closet. Pee.s., I AM NOT ADDING ANYMORE PEOPLE UNLESS I KNOW YOU IN PERSON ON THIS PROFILE.( unless I consider you someone I actually want to know in person one day otherwise piss off ) Shelly --
[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

best show I had seen in years.

Movies:

MOVIES: Anthing by John Hughes( not to be confused with John Holmes). Kill Bill, Dagon, Any Zombie movies. Airheads, Princess Bride, Dr. Caligari ( the one from the eighties), Stigmata, The Wedding Singer, Lost in Translation, Garden State, 40 yr old virgin, Dirty Love, Old School.

Television:

TEE.VEE: Just on dvd. The Venture Brothers, Family Guy I used to watch law & order SVU a bit but I don't really watch tv now.

Books:

READING MATERIALS: Watchers, Wicked, Return of Merlin, Surviving the Saturn Return, The Wild girls club, Sunglasses after Dark, Memnoch the devil, Queen of the damned, and anything ever written by George Carlin, sweet valley high books, The Zombie Survival Guide The Deverry series by Katherine Kerr, The hobbit, the lion ,witch , & the wardrobe, ( yes I am a total fuckin nerd ), the chronicles of georgia nicolson.

Heroes:

THE PEOPLE I RESPECT FOR RLZ: Philip John Buchanan, the man who stood by my side night and day and held my hand when I cried, rubbed my back when it hurt, and collected and kept track of my pee in the hospital. No one has ever loved me that much I don't think. You amaze me everyday and I still don't know how I got so damn lucky.As for everyone else, whoever invented hair color and synthetic hair I would like to express my extreme gratitude. I would also like to give a shout out to my peeps at MAC. I can't leave out Joan Jett here either. BUT especially anyone in the Urology or Nephrology field. Thank you guys!

My Blog

Is it just me????

Or is it the second the coffee starts percolating in the morning, so do my bowels. Neat....gotta go.
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

BACK DOWNTOWN!!!!!

Yep we are officially home again back in the downtown area. I cried when I left my uncles house. I hugged him goodbye 6 separate times before we actually did leave tonight. It was a closing to a time ...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:47:00 PST

NEW JOB and a helpful tip from Shell

Hey everybody if you didn't catch the memo my new bartending residence is at the AKA Lounge off of Pine St. You can come see me thursday through sunday. Tip:The Chicken Curry at Pho 88 makes you feel ...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

Always Remember

For the past month we have been staying with my uncle ( grandma's old house ) out in the sticks ie: Chuluota. The taint between Oviedo and Bithlo WOOT!!! I can't complain about anything other than th...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

God

Why does everything have to be so difficult? I am a hard worker. I am willing. WHY for the love of you can nothing seem to go my way? I am trying SO fucking hard!!!!Grrr, in the meantime can you at le...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

Hooray

For being home. What a relief! My myspace page has become an IAMX tribute haha. Phil and I are in LOVE with them. So refreshing when you find a band that you are just in love with everything they do. ...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

yeah seriously

this is not working for me.BUT, we will stick it out for 4 more months.we have no money. but we have enough food in the fridge till my next paycheckif I get this job tomorrow here, http://www.lucyindi...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

oh..my...god

Man I feel like dog shit. It is 1:00 in the afternoon. I have been at work since 10 this morning. I drank a bunch of coffee and now I am so jacked up but just want to go to bed at the same time. I had...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

Remember me?

Hey guys! Austin in freaking amazing! Seriously you just can't begin to know how cool it is here unless you come. It is the place of my dreams. Cool little bohemian coffeeshop/cafe's and shops evvvver...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

Go figure, the neverending saga of my urinary system

I have a urinary tract infection. Yes on top of everything else. Thankfully I have the most badass urologist on the planet ( Daniel Cohen) and all I did was call and they gave me some free medication...
Posted by Shells Bells of The AKA Lounge on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST