greg

I'm a bartender/bar manager of a nightclub. I am often to honest for my own good. I speak my mind to a fault. I waste my intellegence by playing stupid so people leave me alone. I believe one day I will fly in a cannonball position. I am color blind and probably never match. I enjoy making people think outside the box. I have been called many things. I shave. I don't care what people think of me. I am loyal to my friends always. I'm addicted to Q-tips. I like salt and vinegar chips. I sometimes "dutch-oven" myself and than give praise if it was a good one. I wear house slippers outside. I enjoy cool weather over hot. When I was a baby I fell from a second story window onto cement without injury. I don't see dead people.