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Sam

About Me

"Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star bullshit. None of the techs backstage care if you're David Bowie or the milkman . When you act like a jerk, they are completely unimpressed with the infantile display that you might think comes with you're dubious status. They were there hours before you building the stage, and they will be there hours after you tearing it down. They should get your salary and you should get theirs." Henry Rollins"I like dogs better than men and cats better than dogs and myself best of all, drunk and in my underwear looking out the window." -Bukowski

My Interests

Tobasco Slim Jims. Peeing outdoors at night. The grass up north. Lightening bugs. Birds. My parents. My friends. West Virginia. Music. Turning people onto stuff they haven't read or listened to. Opening the door for people. Watching people do dumb stuff. Watching people sing along to songs when they have no clue what the words are. Watching guys hit on girls. Watching people tip with change at the bar. Watching Jon throw the change back at them. That feeling when you first start dating someone and think they are the one. That feeling a week later when you want to bury them in the backyard. Knowing someone is dead wrong about something and listening to them plead their case. Cape Cod Salt & Pepper potato chips. Culvers. The ever intriguing world of crotch rocket riders and lowrider/street racers. Drifting? Drifting into stupid, maybe.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone else who, like myself, has a super fantastic outlook on life. As many men posing as 15 year old girls as I can. Holla! Who fucking says that? I just got the chills typing it. Idiots. Another bit of wordly advice: sunglasses are for blocking out the sun. Hence, you don't need them at night. Unless you are using them to prop your collar up, of course. I really, really hate you. So do your parents. So do my parents. So do my unborn whiz kids.

Music:

Pretty much everything. I absolutely love the Eagles and any band that wears eyeliner or if you can't pick up on the sarcasm, please clip your nails around me. VH1 Classic is awesome. All of these new psuedo punk pop emo screamo kids...you're not mad at me, you're mad at your Dad. Go buy a Ralph Stanley record and shut your trap.

Movies:



Television:



Heroes:

Ken Block. He has blood and snot on his face. Kobe. Not the rapist, but the Japanese steakhouse. VINDALOO, motherfucker.

My Blog

Hank vs. Los Angeles

Nazi Claim May Thwart Bukowski Landmark By JACOB ADELMAN, AP Posted: 2007-11-28 16:47:12 LOS ANGELES (AP) - The hard-drinking, foul-mouthed writer Charles Bukowski once described himself as a guy who...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:03:00 PST

I can turn my cap 360

Wow. Last night on the bus I was discussing the awesomeness of Bronski Beat and Erasure (Yes Juan, I know that the Pet Shop Boys are Gods, but I was waxing on the SUPER gay). So anyway, I hear Steven ...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST

Lover, why do they leave?

  This is it. I have been trying to figure out how to post these (like you give a shit), so maybe this will work. I can post a gif of Pedo Bear banging an 8 year old's leg, but I can't figur...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Mork from Ork

Last night, after the Fried App Trio (Buff Tenders, Onion Rings, Mozz sticks) I had for dinner, I said to Wes and the guys, that I hoped the gas station across the street had ice cream. Then I me...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:35:00 PST

Fucking wow.

Busy as shit trying to leave today but got this on the ol' Brownberry from Steven Burry...still the funniest man alive (with plaques to prove it)   Dear Plump and Fruity, How was Meh-hee-ko? Did...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

You? Bet it.

Tired of this. Cabs are awesome. So is Altamonte. I am leaving. I cannot wait. Except for you. I'm sure it was ruined. But, as much as I am a retard. Kind of mean it. Scareder than you, Scareder th...
Posted by Sam on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

Repent. Rinse. Repeat.

Here's the deal: If you happen to read about a tubby guy with awesome shoes and jesters, fleeing from a burning building in WV with an 85 year old woman over his shoulder, do not be alarmed. And if yo...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

Orlando Weakly

Looks like the core of Big Wednesday crew are going to the doctors office for a little R & R this afternoon. 6pm at DR. Shift change at 7.     Fulmer's Birthday Bike Ride on Sunday, Aug...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:37:00 PST

Maybe lunch meow?

DON'T.  Just fucking don't. All that was awesome, took a huge shit. I hope your date went well, shitbird. We need your truck. That's a lot of kitty litter. Just sayin'. I just crawled through my...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

Auschwitz and Birkenau

I cannot begin to put into words the scale and gravity of how horrific and humbling this place is.   Deathly view     Gas chambers in Auschwitz Bunkhouse in Birkenau "Gate of Deat...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST