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herman von mexico

yakofasia

About Me

I FEAR: snakes, spiders, birds, horses, heights, drugs, gerbils, mice, hampsters, centipedes, worms, fish, whales, dolphins, monkeys, dogs, cats, sea urchins, ticks, ladybugs, leeches, lice, scorpions, bears, tigers, beavers, bats, turtles, guns, razors, new foods, cars, planes, rollercoasters, helicopter blades, electrical storms, accident prone people with sharp objects, tall people, fat people, extremely rich people, metally challenged people, stupid people, republicans, christians, the president, the government, needles, deer, depression medication, fire, death, diseases, cancer, aids, mooses, rabbits, guinea pigs, girls, pins, tear-away pants, being killed in the shower, being killed in my sleep, eating poison, being buried alive, clipping my toenails too short, hippos, jellyfish, tornadoes, elevators, herpes, attractive men, confrontation, jail, dentists, doctors, nurses, surgeons, the future,...

I made this zine. soon to be available at Hark! press .

My Interests

BANDS I'M IN:
baby guts
atomic annie
rolyat
toxic shrews
fantasy
yak of asia
pit bug
roman and pee pee

I'd like to meet:

BANDS I'VE BEEN IN:
fixtion, daisy's compact mice , special guest, haps-bunny, ass goblin, pizzacide, kinky bees, microdemon , mass action, the odes, the carcinogens, the kamikozbies, pansy casserole, grandpa death and the circus partol, sex monster, fartattack, white russian, vitamin h, burnt toast, effluvium, up syndrome, teeth painter, sushi mcdonalds, cohort, drinking mercury, the cephalopods, born without a finger, the gasoline spit-painting orchestra, sean connery and the watersocks, leelu, unicron, le donovan, celebrity sex tapes, choco taco revolution, dick juice, norman rickets, bellybuttons,...

Music:

The Jesus Lizard

Movies:

Apocolypse Now

Television:

TVTVTVTVTVTVTVTVTV

Books:

I DON'T READ BOOKS, BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS I'VE NEVER EATEN: a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, french toast, eggs, mayonaise, a roast beef sandwhich, big mac, whopper, quarter pounder, most salad, sour cream, tuna, ham and cheese sandwhich, apple pie, milky way, ding dongs, jelly donuts, cookie dough, cranberries, sweet potatoes, beets, spinach, cucumber, canadian bacon pizza, ranch dressing, junior mints, a banana split, chili dog, corn dog, BLT, omlet, sushi, tartar sauce, cottage cheese, relish, oatmeal cream pie.

UP UNTIL VERY RECENTLY I ALSO HADEN'T EATEN: krispy cream donuts, chocolate cake, snickers, shrimp, fish sticks, cupcake, twix, apple crisp, peanut butter and pickle sandwich, waffles, twinkies, ho hos, macaroni and cheese, longevity noodles, asparagus.

Heroes:

Anarchists.
Vegetarians.
Homosexuals.
Bicyclers.
Anyone who comes out against the war.
Pretzels that get caught in the President's throat.
Bill Mahr.
Andy Kaufman.
John Waters.
Johnny Lydon.
Skeletor.