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Random Questions Your Friends Need To Know:
**IMPORTANT QUESTIONS**
1. Do you have any pets? Yes
2. Do you believe in karma? Sure
3. Any tattoos are piercing? Neither
4. Who do you know tells the best jokes? C Dub
5. Have you ever given money to a bum? Just a toothless lady in Toronto...she asked if the Leafs had won
6. In your opinion, what has been the best invention? the kegerator
7. What is the dumbest invention? Most of Ronco's shit
8. Is your room messy? not really
9. What is the worst injury you ever had? hockey stick to the face
10. What movie do you know all the lines to? Dirty Harry
11. What is the last movie you saw? Just watched This is Spinal Tap again
12. How many times a month do you go to the movies? .1666
13. What is your favorite animal? who cares?
14. What color are your bed sheets? I have several and rotate them seasonally.
15. Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Straight
16. What is the video game that you kick ass at? Q-bert--ah yes, mawfucka!
17. If you could punch one person who would it be? Ted Kennedy
18. Do you watch cartoons? No
19. Do you like Starbucks—or do you think it's just overpriced? Not to mention pretentious
20. What is your favorite smell? Fresh cut grass on a warm day
21. Favorite Batman? Adam West
22. What would you do if a random person offered you candy? Depends on the candy
23. Are you for capital punishment? Morally, I'm fine with it. Fiscally, it think it's a waste.
24. Do you swear? Ask my wife
25. Do you believe in the supernatural? No
26. Do you like to drive fast? Yeah, sure
27. Have you ever had braces? Yes
28. Favorite Ninja Turtle? Is there any difference?
29. Have you ever eaten spam? Yes, and lived to tell
30. Do you own a pair of big sunglasses? No, but two pair of medium
31. What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? Picking on a fat kid
32. Have the cops ever taken you home? No
33. Have you ever hit a deer? No
34. Have you ever gone to class drunk? Drunk? Not really. Sedated, yes
35. What color is your room? Red
36. Are you taller than your mom? It's a tie
37. Beer or liquor? Beer
38. What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet? Smack the little fucker
39. What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? Need more information to solve
40. What kind of car do you drive? Honda
41. What kind of cell phone do you have? Life's Good
42. Is their any animal that creeps you out? Most of them
43. Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it? Yes. Only a couple thousand, because I just had it serviced.
44. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
45. Would you be a ninja or a pirate Pirate. I like sailing
46. What is your most overused word/statement? Any corporate buzz words
47. What is the funniest word you have ever heard? poon
48. Do you hate it when people call you ‘dear’? Depends on the caller
49. What cartoon character are you most like? Stan Marsh
50. Can you drive a stick? I can drive a stick alright. Oh, a manual transmission? Yeah, that too.
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