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VodkaGirle

Fly this Girl as high as you can!

About Me

WHO'S THAT HOT CHICK IN THE BACKGROUND?! LOL!____________________________________Florida has been my playground since I married Heavy at the age of 23. Divorced now, though Apopka will ALWAYS be home! I'm a redneck. Yeah...I am. I need sugar sand, MGD, and palm trees as much as I need oxygen...I adore certain valued people- Brooklyn, 'Papa' Andrew, and Heavy D. These few are the ONLY ones who trigger every emotion I have- Whether they're pi$$in' me off, or making me laugh, bless their hearts! THEY'RE MY BABIES, and I'll protect them like a Lion to her Cubs......DO NOT CROSS THEM, please. Here are my Boys... I love those suckers! My Life has proven itself to be a dichotomy in and of itself...humility is key.What? You're still reading this?! Most people don't get this far! That's me surfin' at 17 in the Big Blue (see Diamond Head? Um, it's ABOVE my my a$$). I spent my days on the beach, & nights working the club circuit. I DARE ANYONE TO QUESTION ME NOW! Nothing about my past choices will EVER shame me...it makes me what I am today. I've done enough wild stuff to last lifetimes, & I have a million stories to tell you! I also took away many lessons unscathed, yet I still make mistakes every day...that's the BEAUTY of being young, human, & humble! I just have an old & compassionate soul...it just makes me a wiser, better Mama & lover. I don't compete for your affections, and I don't need that kind of attention- I guess that's the common misconception about me based on my surfboard pic. I can't STAND the chicks on this site who say they don't 'CARE' what you think about them, but then have 20 half-naked pics of themselves up, by professional photogs! I CARE what people think about me. I want them to leave our conversation happy! I'm TRULY more concerned about finding my daughter shoes that light-up, or tablets that will turn her bathwater blue! Life is fleeting...I want to hang out with good, funny (make that hilarious), people. I don't need the stripclub poles to climb, 'so-called photographers', or a bimbo box to dance on anymore...I'm enough of a bimbo already!
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My Interests

Tex Avery cartoons. Hanna-Barbera. Comic books. Not that Superman crap- I like that seedy, $hitty, underground type of drawing. My buddy Nar! (He's on my Top List- Check him out!)and Angel Medina can make me cry with their work... I wanted to become an Illustrator/animator/comic book artist for almost my entire life. I gave that up when I got married. My family was just too precious. I'm also really interested in religion. I grew up with no set religion. I have my OWN set of beliefs that I've picked up along the way...whether it's Taoism, Buddism, Voodoun, Hoodoun, Christianity...for me- it's all about tolerance and having an open heart. Sometimes my humilty keeps me from fighting for what's rightfully mine- I'm not sure if this is humbleness or weakness...but there seems to be a VERY fine line between the two.

I'd like to meet:

Check out Andrew's face as the gunfire goes off with Santa Claus!! How CRAZY is THAT expression?! Don't you just WANT to chew on his face for a few hours? I soo hope they let him do more...like 'Portrait of a Victim', or that cool one where he darts all of the hot chicks that wanna get on his d!ck- he can't take it! lol! That one is TOO funny! Good for film! And yes, Dear...I plan on getting my hands on your 'lost' tape.
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Look- It's VodkaGirle & Lobo! Our children would be beautiful, but I don't think anti-heroes and super-heroes are allowed to have kids, really...against the 'rulebook', like 'dating at work guidelines' or something!____________________________________I would love to meet Tex Avery- My God of animation during a war-depressed era. He changed our Saturday Morning cartoons! John Jaspers from the Faust comic book series. What a DAMN fine cartoon! Gene Kelly. _______________________________ JOHN 'TOOZ' MATUSZAK (1950-1989)- He was an Oakland/LA Raider...The baddest man on defense ever. As hard as he partied the night before, he would ALWAYS slaughter the opposing team the next day. He even did so with a slipped vertebrae! That's freaky-hard. Coaches and managers would slap his wrist before they bowed to him. Unheard of. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE PLAYED 'SLOTH' in THE GOONIES!!? I wish you were still with us...Lay your weary bones to rest, my boy... I can't WAIT to meet ya someday!!Of anybody in the world, Beethoven, The most amazing authors, Hitler, my grandpa, Munch, Monet..phophets and such...I just wanna meet my 'Tooz...

Music:

My enduring favorite, besides Smashing Pumpkins and Sublime, has been Slightly Stoopid. Filter, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Orbital, The Chemical Brothers, Biohazard, KMFDM. Staind, 311, Sublime, Hoobastank, Lit, Gorillaz, Sneaker Pimps, Incubus, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Bloodhound Gang. Lynyrd Skynyrd, Steve Miller, Dierks Bentley. I grew up in the 80's, so...Duran Duran, Queen, Erasure, Depeche Mode, New Order, All that crap. Len- 'Steal My Sunshine', Underworld- 'Born Slippy' are cool songs too. Moby-Porcelain. Blue Oyster Cult-Don't Fear The Reaper...the most romantic song of all time...

Movies:

The Goonies! My Favorite! (Sick Boy rocks!) Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Hackers, The Frighteners, I'm a horror movie buff! Killer Clowns From Outer Space, American Beauty, Drop Dead Fred, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, A Bronx Tale, Oh Brother Where Art Thou? True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Sixteen Candles, The Nightmare Before Christmas, 13 Ghosts, Tales From the Crypt's 'Demon Knight', The Entity. Gia, I love you to Death, The Grudge.

Television:

House. Remember Mtv's Liquid Television- Aeon Flux?! Three's Company. Deal or No Deal, Dog the Bounty Hunter, the First 48, Cold Case Files. As a mom, I watch SpongeBob endlessly...I love Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends- Fairly Odd Parents cracks my ass up too!

Books:

My BELOVED comic books (Faust, Tales From the Crypt, Cuda, Lady Death, Lobo, etc.), ...Memoirs of a Geisha, the Catcher in the Rye, That Night, Hideaway, This Boy's Life, The Human Stain (Boring as heck- don't bother reading it), The DaVinci Code, Grey's Anatomy as well as the rest of my anatomy collection (I'm an Artist- I gotta know what's underneath!), Alice's Adventure's in Wonderland, Trainspotting, and..for my daughter...Goodnight Moon, and One Fish, Two Fish. I try to treat myself to a classic each and every birthday, signing the date on the inside cover. Last year it was a collection by Frost (a good buy), this year...maybe a book of artwork by Hopper, or HR Geiger. We'll see... next year...YEATS!

Heroes:

It's the Heavy! He's so, so wise. He suffered SO hard to reach the top, and got there! Look at that Goofy face! Heavy Dork! He never complained about the trials and tribulations. He taught me about God, alternative religion, true unconditional AS WELL AS conditional love, humility, anger and death- that my life is fragile by human hands. MY PAPA!...Well, gosh, Andrew and I grew up in the same realm...If ya'll read this far...I just adore that Scooterbug! He gives me the advice and encouragement I'm seeking- things he probably needed within his own youth. When we talk, it's just...easy. I've found someone who parallels myself. Our Families are clones! I just love him for grounding me! Bronx...She's my hero because she's the most angelic creature ever. At 1 year old, with 1/3 of her body weight lost to a virus and hooked up to IV's, my girl was an icon of bravery. MY girl. MINE! She called her IV a 'Buzz' arm- because, of course, Buzz Lightyear is HER man...and the IV looked like a laser to her! Besides that..if you've gotten this far...she's my hero because I've washed her cloth diapers out in a toliet bare handed. Because I've caught her vomit & poop in my hands...talk about humilty...she's definitely my hero! Lol! Please respect me, through my days as a dancer...and the lost years in between. I'm a Mama now. My stength is far deeper than a scratch on most people's surfaces. Respect that, as well as Andrew and Don. We're like The Incredibles...we'll kick your ass...I think Andrew is Elasti-Girl... Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Blog

Scum of the Earth...

First of all, I want to thank all my friends...This has been an emotionally draining two months, Loki's death, and brutal family fights, money issues, quitting my job, etc. My true friends really ste...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

Loki... just come back down...

Some people would say you're not with us anymore... But you're always with me. Heck, Silly...you took me 'with' you also! Twice! (Two of Randy's tattoos looked like me...I told him that he did it...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

You wanna hear me curse? Turtles & Bugs.

Do you wanna see me curse?! Here we go! Fucking turtles. T.J. and I were having a comment battle. I'm not sure whether turtles or bugs scare me more. I'm scared of ants- they aught not touch me. La...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST

Papa...

Now's the time to explain what I feel about you...and I want everyone to see it. Of course, ya'll out there mind your business about our private stuff...and don't e-mail me a gazillion ?'s...be r...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

No blog. Just a quick note...

I'm leaving for Florida tomorrow to visit my family. I probably won't be around here again until Sunday, so y'all TAKE CARE! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving! I'm out! Aj!!...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Not too long ago, Nick, Yezhovchina, and I had a string commenting on great cartoons of our era. Mind you, I was born in 1975. Do you all remember these? The two old men that sat by the globe and tol...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

I have Goofy-a$$ friends.

So, I totally stole this from my buddy Jayme... he needs a serious slap upside the head! girls'll luv u more if... 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her o...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

The Brooka-Bronx.

This blog is making me cry horribly. It's about my baby. Here's the link to the main part of my blog, the reason why I wrote it to begin with. To Know what I'm feeling, you just g...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

I'm a new Mommy!

Well, almost! This is my new baby girl, Veruca...   http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/vodkagirle/darnella1. jpg http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/vodkagirle/darnella2. jpg My brothe...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

About me...short & sweet...

Just read my profile, ok?! I swear it's all there! The current and the past! I've been gettin aw-lawt of nonsense e-mail lately, for example, 'r u divorced, where do you live, what do you d...
Posted by VodkaGirle on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:09:00 PST