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Doctor Azle Leumas

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

About Me


As of 9/1/07 I may or may not be actively/aggressively whoring this account. If I didn't have a book dead-line, I might think about it. Maybe someday...I am your everyday average rennisance man, I love to paint, draw, worship, tattoo, write, poetry, music, T.V. Shows, and radio commercials that would NEVER go on the air, play several different instruments, debate, tell jokes that don't make sense, work with computers, Watch sports, wake up and go to sleep thinking of ways to piss people off, drink Southern Comfort, and generally act like a fool most of the time. But I do love to be flirted with, and I am NOT your ordinary family man, I have tattoos and piercings all over my body, long hair, and once in a blue moon I do wear underwear... I love my family, friends, most things about my job, and my girl, and I will not tolerate yours or you "BFF's" bullshit. for the right amount of money I will shoot you in the head. OK so that last part was Grosse Pointe Blanke, but seriously don't let me catch you talking shit about me and then come back and try to be nice to me. My best advice for those "people" is to just leave town, or the planet.Ok my name is Azle Leumas, I am still in Mos Eisley. anyway, what you are looking at is my original Myspace Whore account. If you don't know what a myspace whore is or don't agree with myspace whores, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE !!!!!If for someone reason you don't like me, delete me, or don't add me. DO NOT send me your little bitty e-mails telling me things that I would not repeat in mixed company. I don't have time for games. Love me or hate me you'll still be thinking about me, which means I WIN.I am here to have a good time, and mostly to pass the time. So please keep your hatred and jealousy to yourself. Guitar MySpace Layouts - Gibson Guitar MySpace Layouts Guitar MySpace Layouts
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About You...
Age 69
Birthplace Alderon, Tx
Current Location Mos Eisley
Hair Color Gold
Eye Color Brown
Height 7..'0..'
Heritage Freakish
Your fears If pudding rose up and attacked the planet
Your weakness Ask me again tomarrow
Goal for today To collect a ransom
Goal for this year To make lots of money
Lifetime goal to find world peace, :P
When do you want to get married? Probably Never
and to whom?
Ever been in love? Once, With a girl on Rainey Street
Currently in love? No
Do you think you are attractive? Yes
Your best physical feature My Nose
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... Yes
gone skinny dipping... Yes
been beaten up... No
wanted to kill someone... Yes
gone a week without MySpace... Yes
gone a week without TV... Yes
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... Hailey Birnson
say hi to you... Cleopatra
talk to you... What the hell?
What's the last...
Time you cried? Don..'t remember...
Book you've read? Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance.
Store you've been in? Open air Markets
Can you...
Dance? Yes
Speak a differenty language? Yes
Cook? Yes
Write w/ both hands? Yes
Whistle? Sometimes
Finish the line...
If I had a... Hammer I..'d hammer in the morning
I would like to see my ceiling decorated in human body parts...
So I can always have something to feast on.

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Survey By OnlyMySpace.com ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------For everyone that's noticed I changed my name to Dr. Azle Leumas, well it won't be much longer until I finish my Doctorate in Metaphysics. which defined is a treatise in the 4th century b.c. Dealing with first principles, the relation of universals to particulars, and the teleological doctrine of causation, by Aristotle, the Greek philosopher, who was a student of Plato and teacher of Alexander the Great. Who, Plato, in return was a student of Socrates, the father of Philosophy. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------- I subscribe to the Unitarian Universalist Church, which is in the words of UUA.org The Unitarian Universalist Association (UUA) represents the interests of more than one thousand Unitarian Universalist congregations, on a continental scale. The UUA grew out of the consolidation, in 1961, of two religious denominations: the Universalists, organized in 1793, and the Unitarians, organized in 1825 With its historical roots in the Jewish and Christian traditions, Unitarian Universalism is a liberal religion -- that is, a religion that keeps an open mind to the religious questions people have struggled with in all times and places. We believe that personal experience, conscience and reason should be the final authorities in religion, and that in the end religious authority lies not in a book or person or institution, but in ourselves. We are a "non-creedal" religion: we do not ask anyone to subscribe to a creed. Our congregations are self-governing. Authority and responsibility are vested in the membership of the congregation. Each Unitarian Universalist congregation is involved in many kinds of programs. Worship is held regularly, the insights of the past and the present are shared with those who will create the future, service to the community is undertaken, and friendships are made. A visitor to a UU congregation will very likely find events and activities such as church school, day-care centers, lectures and forums, support groups, poetry festivals, family events, adult education classes and study groups.this is for my Girl.
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Powered by: Smack ArcadeWhat's in my player right now. Shinedown, Alice in Chains, System of a down, Tina Turner, Madonna, Van Halen, Ozzy Osbourne, Chet Atkins, Foo Fighters, Yellowcard, Queen, Ray Charles, The Killers, Steve Vai, Avril Levigne, Pearl Jam, Rob Thomas, U2, Eminem, Guns N Roses, Yngwie Malmsteen, Fallout Boy, Revis, Annie Lennox, Godsmack, Slash Snakepit, Counting Crows, Marilyn Manson, Teddy Geiger, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satraini, Jason Mraz, Ryan Adams, Metallica / Satraini, Butthole Surfers, Green Day, Antonio Banderas (Yes a Musician) Dick Dale and the Del Tones, Poe, Spin Doctors, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Frank Zappa, Black Eyed Peas, Jack Johnson, Evanescence, The Lively Ones. If nothing else I have been accused of having an ecclectic taste in music.

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Television:

I'm gonna have to tell you the writer's strike sucks, for guys like me I think, but I have started watching "PUSHING DASIES", Journeyman, HEROES, Ghost Hunters (TAPS), I like MythBusters, or just about any show on Discovery, I like to watch my dad is a rockstar with my daughter (did you know that Gene Simmons Produces that cartoon) Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, I like L.A. Ink more than MIAMI INK, Ninja Warrior (G4), The RICHES, Supernatural, E.R., Grey's Anatomy, Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, No Reservations: With Anthony Bourdain, Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, I'm wondering if Bobby and Jamie Dean could handle another brother...

Books:

Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's novels. I was turned onto Allen Ginsberg in high school, by an awesome english IV teacher my junior year, which lead me into Kerouac, Burroughs, Lawrence Ferlingetti, Neal Cassady, and a few others. I have realized that in the past few years I have found a path to, or a common kinship to J.D. Salinger. I love to read dime store romance novels, Erotic Horror, and I prefer to read Seuss to my Daughter. Even more than that I will be most satisfied when my daughter is reading Dr. Seuss to me. And I try to spend enough time reading my own writings.} //--

Heroes:

My Grandfather, J. Warren Chalfant, was and is my biggest hero. I like to sit and watch the way he talked to people and espicially for the fact that between him and my grandmother, I was taught what true love is supposed to mean. The other reasons that I admire my grand father, or Pa as I called him, is if ever anyone needed anything done he was the guy to call.------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------I guess if I had to pick someone else, it would be Jack Kennedy, because he always stuck his neck out to stand up for what he believed in, and he paid the ultimate martyr's price.

My Blog

A Better Distraction

I'm not sure how I got started with this, but... it is pretty cool. I guess in the beginning the velvet group got me on this path. so anyway it's like this...I started with1. Drew Barrymore Halle ...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:05:00 PST

Ball Season is... Verse 2.3

X. Ball season is... Verse 2.3-Oh give me a home, where the deer and the antelope play/ But there is no home for me, I don't belong on this planet/ In my own "undulating infrared skies", in which I si...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:30:00 PST

Ball Season is... Verse 2.2

X. Ball season is... Verse 2.2Oh give me a home, where the deer and the antelope play/ But there is no home for me, I don't belong on this planet/ In my own "undulating infrared skies", in which I sit...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:04:00 PST

Ball Season is... Verse 2

I've gotten of out the habit of writing, but this is what I thought about when I woke up this morning.X. Ball Season is... Verse 2Oh Give me a Home, where the deer and the antelope playBut there is no...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:56:00 PST

webspawner

:smilehttp://www.webspawner.com/users/azleleumas/index.htmla nyway I got bored and did this, check it out...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:57:00 PST

Ever had one of those days?

All I want is to get the hell away from my job, today. I think I've got a shot at one place that I might try, it's just a little bit more money, and it will be away from you know who... I used to thin...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:22:00 PST

Why did it have to end?

Why did Halloween have to come and go? I wanted it to stay around for longer. Just like the world series, I wanted them to keep playing, I wanted Colorado to win, but they didn't, I guess it's cool, T...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

In the words of my friend Billy Gibbons

  I'm just into three things, Hot Guitars, Jet Powered Hot Rods, and Smokin' Shotguns. Now if you promise to always be good to my daughter you'll only see the business end of a Hot...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

In the words of my friend Billy Gibbons

  I'm just into three things, Hot Guitars, Jet Powered Hot Rods, and Smokin' Shotguns. Now if you promise to always be good to my daughter you'll only see the business end of a Hot...
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

45 K

Hello again, it's just about that time. and it's date night. not much to report from the front.so I'll just sign off with a simple THANK YOU.
Posted by Doctor Azle Leumas on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:46:00 PST