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Dr. Azle Leumas

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About Me

Born in 1987, supposedly in an commercial airplane over the middle east. I am usually a happy, friendly, gentle and kind person, dynamite might come in small packages, but TNT come in drops, and you dont want to know whats going to happen when I go off. I have a hard time trusting people, and I always have. Ive been hurt too many times. I am sitting here watching the rain and feeling it spash against my face and I look over and you are not there. I work as a Vice President of Marketing for LudoSchlgr Inc. I have a tattoo on my left forearm, its the Chinese symbol for bread, I have another tattoo on my right forearm its the Chinese symbol for butter. Because if this one doesnt kill you this one will make you stutter. I am as most people know an orphan, so my friends and my job are very important to me, Ive worked hard to get where I am, and I wont let anyone take that away from me. love layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

what do all 18 year olds like to do. getting out, lookin for some beers, I love to drink Jager with the true hard drinking mother fuckers. looking for some smoke, trying to talk all the cute local tattoo artists into free shit. Ending up with a descent lay and a free t shirt. I like taking it easy when I can. I don't know all the answers, so quit asking. I do know it's an odd time to be a nymphomaniac. I like to hang with my real deal 4:20 crew, you wake and bake incense burnin' motherfuckers. I was smokin' with my boss last weekend. in all the history of the world I think now is a great time to be. I do know that I am in serious need of a hot bubble bath.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to come face to face with the dali lama, see the signifigance of true inner peace. A world without turmoil. A unified free world of infinite patience, and uncomprimised self expression.

Music:

I get into most kinds of music, I like Johnny Cash, but Marilyn Manson will get me switched on. I like Nirvana and Nine Inch nails, but I can't stop loving Eminem, he is awesome. I like Yellowcard, but I love to get down with a big old stanky mosh pit to some shit like old school morbid angel.

Movies:

My most favorite movie of all time was Roman Holiday, I love Sci-fi, I will stay up until dawn waiting for an old black and white. I like to sit and watch movies that leave you feeling like you learned something about yourself by watching.

Television:

I don't really have a lot of time for T.V. but I love this show called LOST. I can't take my eyes off of it.

Books:

I read a book called howl and other poems by Allen Ginsberg, and it changed my life. I love the beat poets, like Cassidy, Ferlingetti, Burroughs, and Kerouac. every once in a while I like to read, Pope, and Frost. I also read and write erotica on a full time basis, actually most of the time, I sit at my desk and read some pretty hard core shit.

Heroes:

My heroes have always been the real deal cowboys. Not these ass eating 10 gallon hat, painted on jeans, Nike's with Spurs on them. I mean a real hard riding, redneck. Someone who will open a door for me, and take charge in the bedroom, someone who will tell me exactly what they want. You wanna go out with your friends, get the fuck out. You wanna do something that you've never done before, I'm game. Most guys can't handle the fact that just every once in a while I need a woman, but you can just get over it.