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Miss Information

Eu não estou receoso do touro! (I will not be bothered by the bull.)

About Me

I like to drink milk and go to bed early but I also like to drink beer and stay out late. I love mid-century stuff. I appreciate people who dress for occasions. I'm a recluse who craves attention. A shy extrovert. An egomaniac with an inferiority complex. I often wish I were aloof and mysterious but, alas, I am an open book. I'm extremely gullible, highly sensitive, and nice almost to a fault, but I have a quick temper and I've been known to make snarky comments about perfectly nice people. I can be witty, wicked, goofy, and sarcastic by turns. I have a good waist to hip ratio. I have a hard candy shell and a soft center. (Oh, and just FYI: I don't add anyone I don't actually know in the real world, sorry.)

My Interests

sewing clothes from vintage patterns, digging through yard sales/flea markets/thrift stores, having a cocktail or two, rock-n-roll shows, playing dress-up, ridiculously complicated girlie drinks, art shows, car shows, dive bars, social dancing, karaoke, vintage eyewear, Arsenal Football, local theatre, doing ballet/modern dance, swing and lindy hop, watching dance performance, postwar fashion, dining out, old cookbooks/bartending/party books (30s-60s), Morgan D., abandoned furniture, scooter rallies, homes/restaurants/buildings/bars untouched by modernization, mid-20th-century stuff, the sea, lasik eye surgery, old movies, piloting my scooter on the super scary 'frisco streets, tiki, the cult of beatnik, the romance of the bullfight, knitting (but only scarves), keeping my houseplants alive, Moozy the cat, museums, San Francisco Motorcycle Club, VLV, Tank the Bajaj, Almond Joy the 100 Sport, Pasaporte the Passport, my Shady Ladies, shoes and handbags, my rich fantasy life, naps, fashion magazines, physical fitness ha-ha-ha, sfscootergirls, those nice kids from Secret Society, reconciling my champagne taste with my beer budget.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who know that being too cool isn't cool at all. Hipsters who think other hipsters are boring and pedantic. Misanthropes. Henry Rollins (even though I'd just blush and giggle and shuffle my feet.)

Music:

KALX Berkeley, mood music albums from the 50s/60s, standards, gypsy/brazillian/afro-cuban/bebop/le hot jazz, vintage country, ol' school punk, drinkin' songs, truckin' songs, hillbilly, lounge, rockabilly, swing, mid-century top 40, new wave, British invasion, garage, noise, classic metal, indy, 60s Motown, bossanova, 70s funk, northern soul, girl groups, French pop, classic to 80s ska, slender fey boys with guitars, spooky sad songs - For Example: Birthday Party/Nick Cave, Burt Bacharach, Steve & Edie, Big Sandy, The Sonics, Nico, Cole Porter, YeahYeahYeahs, Julie London, Blondie, Count Five, Leonard Coen, Astrud Gilberto, Sonic Youth, Roy Orbison, Black Sabbath, John Coltraine, X, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Spoon, The Who, Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass, Black Ghost, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Wanda Jackson, Luiz Bonfa, The Supremes, Chrome, Apatia, Sarah Vaughn, Tom Waits, Crime, Ike and Tina Turner, The Black Heart Procession, Monochrome Set, Nat "King" Cole, Mary Wells, Ray Connif, Gang of Four, Soul Makossa, The Adoration Machine, Vaudevilles, Teenage Harlets, La Plebe.

Movies:

pre-code, silent, foreign, romantic comedies, black and white, independent, complicated, unpredictable, MST3K style bad ones, film noir, MGM musicals, rockumentary, documentary, docudrama, Hong Kong, Bollywood, Fellini, French New Wave, spaghetti westerns, just about anything made before 1975 and movies that inspire me to sew more often and dress better. For example: Chinatown (1974), Breathless (1960), The Getaway (1972), Bonnie and Clyde (1967), Where the Boys Are (1960), La Dolce Vita (1960), Nights of Cabiria (1957), The Thomas Crown Affair (1968), Carmen Jones (1954), The Women (1934), Rain (1932).

Television:

Three words: Turner Classic Movies

Books:

celebrity biographies, travelogue, true crime, fiction, non-fiction, literature, trash. Oh, and crossword puzzle books.

Heroes:

Ferdinand the Bull, Diana Vreeland, Shirley Chisolm, people who think before they speak and say exactly what they mean, and when I'm feeling like kicking stuff over just for fun: http://www.twisted.org.uk/tg/

My Blog

Birthday Hoo-ha

My husband rules. He spoiled me rotten on my birthday. He took me out to breakfast at the fancy French place in our 'hood. I started my day with oysters and champagne, which made me feel so very dec...
Posted by Miss Information on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:03:00 PST

Why I love Jezebel

..other than it appeals to my need to be bitchy at least 800 times per day and the fact that I'm both a feminist and a total fashion mag freak...anyway, I hope that you can open the link or at least c...
Posted by Miss Information on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

Trapped In A Rocket

For my ANTM ladies: What R Kelly has begun...http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.in dividual&videoid=2021771490
Posted by Miss Information on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST

Prom Queen

Okay. Im a dork. But in my defense, I'm also unemployed and so I have a lot of time on my hands. I found thishttp://promqueen.tv/on myspace yesterday and spent a couple of hours watching all 80 of t...
Posted by Miss Information on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

Minstrels: The Lute & The Fury

Mead abuse, codpiece fungus, folk music: These are the hard realities of minstrelism amongst Britian's youth...www.luteandfury.co.ukThank you, Ketama!
Posted by Miss Information on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

Old Blog Newly Posted

I'm cleaning up my computer desktop and I came across this blog. I wrote it a few weeks ago and never posted it...- - - - - - - -It's been a very long boring day at work. Two of my bosses are gone, t...
Posted by Miss Information on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:01:00 PST

Stupid Top 8

Okay, I hate the Top 8 function. I just FINALLY added my fiancee to my friends and therefore had to OF COURSE move him to my top 8. But that means someone gets bumped. And I don't like that. At ...
Posted by Miss Information on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

Ennui

Could I be suffering from SADs? I have no energy and I don't feel like doing anything. Not that this is super unususal but I can't even convince myself to go out and do fun stuff. I'd rather be at ...
Posted by Miss Information on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:53:00 PST

MTV Raps Shabu-Shabu House

A little over a year ago, a new sushi place opened by my house. The set up is pretty cool: a restaurant on one side of the building and bar on the other with two seprate entrances. At first I was sup...
Posted by Miss Information on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

Look Both Ways

Last night I was walking to meet my boyfriend after work. I stopped on a typical downtown corner and watched as a girl brushed past me and walked right out into traffic. Yeah. My hands were full but...
Posted by Miss Information on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST