Modern Movies and the post-modern destruction of the British Film Industry. |
I went to see Brick the other day. Its shit.
It got me thinking about my film career, adibdibdib Im not going to lie to you my loves; there are no plans for a sequel to Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever For...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:40:00 PST |
A cunt of a time. |
Adibdibdib, Im back in circulation my loves. I've had a cunt of a time. I am weeping acid tears of piss, good game, good game.
Did you see that bust they unveiled of me in the Palladium? I would n...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:07:00 PST |
Wild Horses. |
Adibdibdib...sorry I haven't posted for a while my loves. I had decided to end it all with one huge dose. I was going to float off into the afterlife on a cushion of cotton wool and there'd be no more...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The genius of AHA. |
Hungry for you
Watch me tearing myself to pieces
Hunting high and low
High
There's no end to the lengths I'll go to
Oh, for you I'll be hunting high and
low
...It's clearly about morph...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Barriers to consumption. |
Alright my loves?
Sweet jesus, I had a fuck of a weekend my dears. Adibdibdib...due to my supplier's courier being shot in transit, I have had no Black Tar for three days. As a result I found mysel...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Not where he eats, but where he is eaten |
I had Russell Harty killed. Adibdibdib...I couldn't help it. He was so much more popular than me and yet had all the talent and personality of a weasel with herpes stuck on a chainlink fence.
I fe...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Getting back on the horse. |
Alright my loves?
Nice to see you.
Now you know I am a happy type of chap, back in the 70's they used to call it 'gay'. My predecessor on the Generation Game, Larry Grayson (awful man...constant...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The things THEY don't want you to know. |
Michael Barrymore.
A name to conjure with. Adibdibdib..."Alwight up the back? Alwight down the front? Alwight in the pool?...NOT alwight in the pool!"
A classic entertainer, but we never hear ...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Reminiscing |
Alright my loves?
Last night I found myself sitting on the floor of the toilet in a pool of my own piss, a razor at my wrist, weeping uncontrollably at the futility of my existance when it occured ...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Sex Pistols |
Adibdibdib..ever get the feeling you've been cheated, my loves?
Ah, dear Jonnnie Rotten! People assume that our worlds don't collide, but they certainly do. I saw him in BBC Television Centre last ...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
