My Name is Sir Jimmy 'Tarby' Tarbuck. I am pound-for-pound THE greatest stand-up comic and compare in the world Hoho.
I was born in Liverpool in the 1940's into the mersey. I died instantly, but scouse-super-surgeons saved my ass and re-made me into the golfing, indestructable, bidniss man I am today. I live in a massive 1000 room mansion with 200 staff and and a five million hole golf course. I have made a hole in one in every one of them because I am the best.
I have been a bit quiet lately because I have been lying low from the po-lice. I am wanted for a string of high class murders and sexual attacks across the UK from 1987 to 1998.
When i'm not hiding and killing - Tarby loves playing golf with all of my super friends, Kenny Lynch, Lenny Bennett, Brucie, Des O'Connor, Beadle, Fred Dineage, Les Dennis, Morph, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, He-Man, Brucie, Ronnie Corbett and Michael Parkinson - my top dog. he gets all this when the big T-man goes, la.
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