Going out at night. Meeting new people. Wearing cloaks. I do this weird thing at parites where I jump in through the window and inflate in the kitchen. It knocks people out everytime. I once impaled a dog on the gate of Harmony Hill cemetary. I don't make a habbit of it though. I'm generaly good to animals. I like watching the lights on Jointner Avenue and knocking people out of their keds.
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David Soul. Rutger Hauer (as if!) Any 'sensitive' vampires who get their blood from the blood bank. That's just lazy, as far as I'm concerned. Where's their hunter/gatherer insticnt!
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Don't really listen to music. I work odd hours, constant nights. Sometimes I'll ask my partner (not that kind of partner) Mr. Straker to play something sombre before I go out to get me in the mood. I could get my teeth into Girlsaloud. I have been known to trip the light fantastic to Bauhaus though, Bela Lugosis's dead, gets me every time!Bauhaus - Bela Lugosis Dead
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Nosferatu. Some people say I have a look of him. I don't see it myself. I like Near Dark, because it's good to see vampires who don't wear frilly shirts and walk around with candelabras all the time. I like Return To Salem's Lot because, well, someone has to. Ralphy and Danny like The Lost Boys. Kids eh? Will they ever grow up? You've gotta admire those hair cuts in interview with the vampire though, not envious in the slightest however, you know what they say about bald men... muhaha!
Buffy. Gordon Ramsey: Kitchen Nightmares. Kingdom Hospital. Everybody Loves Raymond.
Anything but the bible. Some Richard Bachman, holiday reading, you know. My endeavours often make the newspapers. Look for my work in Obituries.
Vlad The Impaler. Pat Coombs. Reggie Nalder. Dot Cotton. Jamie Farr. Tobe Hooper. Kirsty Allsopp and Phil Spencer. The Count from Sesame Street, 1, ha, ha, ha... 2, ha, ha, ha... guys oozes class!