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Encarnacion Salazar

I'm making Devil Worship Goblets! I'm clay for pay.

About Me

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My Interests

Paul, He's just got himself a myspace. Which is ace coz he's a complete technophobe. I make stuff me. You want it we'll make it.

I'd like to meet:

I would not like to meet:- The People / person responsible for Marzipan, The Picture Loans family, Moon Cat, Metal Mickey, Keith Harris and Orville and the stupid Monkey, Satan / God / Krampus. Check him out he's got a 3ft tongue, The Picture Loans Family, Quiche even if you do call it a tart/flan. It's not, Celery, Slugs, Sovereign Rings, Rag Dolly Anna, Bernie Clifton and his Crap Duck Thing, The Dolls from Barbarella, The neighbours of the picture loans family, Bungle, Super Sonic Sid Little, Orm and Cheep, All the people who live in Pigeon Street, I know everyone is going to moan and complain and tell me that I can't possibly like music and that I shouldn't even think Thoughts like this but I really, really don't like Queen, Sorry Guys but. Hey Who Cares!!!! Zippy. he makes me feel sick, The colour Orange, Plasticine, it makes me feel weird, Mika (sounds like Queen/Elton John) Shop signs that use puns in the name. For example BO KAY. that I guess is a florist called Kay.ha ha ha very funny. you get the idea. Fairgrounds. although I love fairground stuff. But I especially hate Blackpool and its Pleasure Beach.I would however like to meet :-

Music:

I love Music, in fact a very nice gentleman the opportunity to try my hand at a bit of Dj fun. Yay Thanks Mr Crilly!!! I love the Eagles of Death Metal, I've been to see them at manchester a few times, and they are the best live act i've seen in ages. Whenever they play Manchester i'm there at the front going completely mental! These are a few of my favourite bands, but this list could go on forever so ill name a few. The Queens of the Stoneage, The Damned, Hot Chip, Beck, The Mooney Suzuki, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Fall, The Buzzcocks, Maximo Park, this could get very boring... urm the Sex Pistols, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Tom Vek, Wolf Mother, The Beastie Boys, Har Mar Superstar, The Arcade Fire, Marilyn Manson, Funkadelic, Chic, Parliment, Lee Scratch Perry, Louis Armstrong....I once had tickets for that fancy haired band the mars volta, but they let me down by being a bit sickly, The Horrors, The Klaxons, TTC, The Howling Bells, the Foo Fighters,The Chameleons, Tool, NIN, The Young Knives, Slab, Soft Cell, The List just goes on and on. Did I mention my Queen Phobia?

Movies:

I'd watch any of these films JAWS!, Dawn of the Dead (the original) The Haunting (the original) Shaun of the Dead, Hero, Seven Samurai, Zu Warriors, Mr Vampire, I do be liking zombie films me..300 Is ace, all those underpants and eight packs.....Not enough Zombies though

Television:

The Goodies, The Mighty Boosh, Desperate Housewives, Monty Python, Earl, Ugly Betty, Heroes, Spaced, Oh my god I forgot The Apprentice, Harry Hills TV Burps, How it's made, Most Haunted, crap but funny. And my all time fav. Iron Chef.

Books:

I'm reading Captain Blood! It's ace, although I'm not sure that it's use of language is really suitable for our modern multicultural society, But if you gloss over that. It's a top read with loads of swashbuckling action with a small smattering of romance. My copy though seems to have been printed with a size 2 font, making it really difficult to read in bed, especially if your reading light is green LED fairy lights.

Heroes:

George, he's ace.

My Blog

JOBS

Today I went for a job interview, at a college. all went well, the students liked me, the teachers liked me but I didn't get the post  I wasn't experienced enough to teach the same things as I ha...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:30:00 PST

Crap Week

I've had a crap week Monday - My Bunny Mr Palmer died of a horrible death because he wouldn't clean himself. Tuesday - Work then spent all night preparing for an Interview I didn't want to go to. Wedn...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

AAAARGH THE HORRORS AND THE KREEPS

Went to see the Horrors and The Kreeps about a week ago, I know it's a bit late in the day and I should really get my act together and add a bit to my blog.. it's not like they were crap or ...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST

Inspections

just a moan really. I teach, and I get watched teaching by other teachers. It's a bit freaky. You know when you can't really get something done because someone is watching you...it's like th...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

Rock and Roll

EAGLES OF DEATH METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I've had the best week ever, first the studio and then the Eagles of Death Metal,  and I got jessies autograph!!!! What a gig! I've lost me...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

YAY STUDIO!

Zombie Fun! what a top night down at the studio. I particulary liked the fancy Mexican man and the Laughing Cavalier! Although the man woman was a little bit frightening!!!!!! Had loads of trouble tea...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

Work

WORK SUCKS apart from the pay which is nice, and the nice work buddies and the many laughs from bizarre situations that could only happen at work. they are all nice things. The only part of work that ...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

it's monday

I'M BORED Monday is poo T.V. day. there is only so much sky news you can watch.... Blah Blah Blah Blah I've just been upstairs and found myself a pink sock and a black sock.. I'M SO BORED, I'm  ...
Posted by Encarnacion Salazar on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST