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E*R*I*K*

Indianapolis Colts Super Bowl Champions!

About Me

I like honest people who aren't Sub-Morons, who act different, look different, have some PERSONALITY. And it helps if you like good music (or at least what I think is good music), and have read a book or two in your life. I like ice cream, the color orange and public television. I love food, and I like to sleep in on Sundays. I intensely dislike styrofoam peanuts. I once overdosed on Fred Flintstone vitamins. I passed out and there were barking dinosaurs and birds were can openers. I smell great. I play in a band called SECRETARIAT, check us out. Please. We're broke. I.M. me if you dare: gisteria
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Rock N Roll, spelling, making compilations, helping those less fortunate and punishing the guilty, opening packages, politics, reading music magazines or magazines in general or reading in general, Trappist beers, Cliff Jumping, tube amps, iPods, wondering how so many people can be SO stupid, drawing, design, talking about music, Transmogrification, piloting Helicopters, ignoring things, sleeping, buying music, buying things in general, eBay, Rock Posters, propaganda, eating, laughing at your band, crashing things, filling out forms, If you read through all this you must really want me....

I'd like to meet:

Bas Rutten, Sade, Greg Dulli, Karen Carpenter, Bill Murray, William Murderface, Kate Blanchett, Jandek, The Ultimate Warrior, that midget from Twin Peaks. People who don't have communicable diseases.

Music:

These bands deformed my psyche: Led Zeppelin, Slint, Neurosis, Melvins, Codeine, Brian Eno, Fugazi, Kyuss, The Afghan Whigs/Greg Dulli/Twilight Singers, Don Caballero, Sonic Youth, Can, Sigur Ros, Steely Dan, Slayer, Harvey Milk, The Jesus Lizard, Thin Lizzy, Zeni Geva, This Heat!, The Blackheart Procession, Circle, Burzum, Black Sabbath, Mastodon, Corrupted, The Dismemberment Plan, Augustus Pablo, My Morning Jacket, Joy Division, Breadwinner, Isis, Opeth, Tortoise, Shudder to Think, Coalesce, Whiskeytown, The Hellacopters, Television, The Mars Volta, Judas Priest, Moonshake, Neil Young, Uzeda, Nick Drake, Sade, Sunny Day Real Estate, Pelican, Shellac, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Dungen, Old King Crimson, Boris, Miles Davis, Xasthur, Jesu, Pinback, Old Megadeth, Old Metallica, Calexico, Descendents, Wilco, PiL, Jessamine, Massive Attack, Godflesh, The J. B.'s, Drive Like Jehu, GVSB, The Pink Floyd, Old Weezer, Death, Blonde Redhead, Labradford, Earth. Let's talk about music baby!! Actually, I'll talk and tell you how you're WRONG! And no, don't send me a friend request for your band... Ska sucks.

Movies:

The Seven Samurai, Dazed and Confused, David Lynch, Don't Look Back, Peter Jackson, Tetsuo I & II, The War Room, Evil Dead, Wages of Fear, The Year Punk Broke, Nanook of the North, Dig!, Bill Hicks Live, Tanner '88, Poltergeist, Old Coen Bros., Straw Dogs, Dawn of the Dead, Troll, American Pimp, Manufacturing Consent, Errol Morris, The Long Goodbye, Bullitt, Werner Herzog, Branded To Kill, Hype!, The Outsiders, The Weather Underground, Jacob's Ladder, The Killers, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Apocalypse Now!, High Plains Drifter, 25th Hour, Barry Lyndon, Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Trainspotting, Instrument, Ted Demme, Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii, Godfather Trilogy, Begotten, Akira, Hell House, Less Than Zero

Television:

Of course, I dont watch television. But if I did, I would watch: CNN, Lost, Seinfeld, Find!, Metalocalypse, Northern Exposure, The Ultimate Fighter, Twin Peaks, Iron Chef, documentaries on just about any subject.

Books:

Of course I don't read anymore, but when I had time to lay around all day and do nothing I read anything by: Chuck Bukowski, Ernie Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, Noam Chomsky, Philip K. Dick, Steven Brust, Lester Bangs, JRR Tolkien., etc. These books are on the shelf next to my computer: Journey to the End of Night, Troll, the Naked and the Dead, Masters of Deceit, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Catcher in the Rye, Lolita, The Professional, Trainspotting, Confederacy of Dunces, Hyperion series, Ender's War, The Long Goodbye, The Wanting Seed, Catch-22, Hammer of the Gods, Lords of Chaos, Howard Zinn, On the Road, The Guitar Handbook, In the Spirit of Crazy Horse. Of course, these books are just for show.

Heroes:

My grandparents, Lee Marvin, Bill Hicks, Rick McCollum, Cobra Commander (for his peseverence), Lou Dobbs, Rocco Siffredi, Jimmy Fucking Page!!! ..MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

Kit Kats...

Do you know there are HUNDREDS of flavors of Kit Kats? In America we have 5-10 different kinds of Kit Kats. But in Europe and Asia there are far, far more varieties. Like Milkshake, Cinnamon, Blood Or...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

Ive been listening to...

The Thermals-The Body, The Blood, The MachineCage-Hell's WinterEarth:Hex or priniting in the infernal method.Six Organs of Admittance-School of the FlowerThe Virgin Suicides SoundtrackClipse-Hell Hath...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST

Whats Been Happening...

Yes, the band Im in SECRETARIAT played Gloria's Corral Club. Yes it was strange. Yes it was awesome. Yes ppl showed up. Yes the first band (Deliver Us From Evil) rocked. Yes we got drunk, etc. Yes the...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

Special Xmas Box

Maybe if I had gotten this from my ex-girlfriend for Christmas we'd still be together..."http://media1.break.com/static/break/mod/recomme nded/images/rvideos_long.gif"
Posted by E*R*I*K on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST

The Year In Review...

WITH 2006 COMING TO AN END HAVE YOU..1. Have you had any relationships this year?Yeah, most of my year was wasted on that bitch.2. Have you had your birthday yet?Yes.3. Cried yet?I wish.4. Been on a d...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

I know, you need musical help...

Im on a steady diet of:1) Open Hand- You and Me2) Moonshake- Eva Luna3) The Meters- All4) Mars Volta- Tremulant EP5) Mastodon- Blood Mountain6) Xasthur- A Gate Through Bloodstained Mirrors7) The Therm...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

CBGB'S...

CBGB's is closing and I never got to play there...it's a sad, sad day. I can't play where Television played... What a blow for Rock N' Roll....
Posted by E*R*I*K on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

FOOD FEST

I love the Fall Festival. I love food. I love Fall. I dont like fat, trashy people or their fat, grubby little kids stepping on my feet and spilling mustard from their corndogs on me. But I'll brave t...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

AND THE RAIN DEFEATS YOU....

Today I saw something I've never seen before. Someone standing in the rain, WATERING THEIR FLOWERS. Where's my battery-operated battery changer?
Posted by E*R*I*K on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

RANDOM THOUGHTS....

-How come Wendy's always fucks my order up? We eat there three times a week at work, and they fuck up EVERY DAY. And they get mad when I check to see if my order's right!! Its Wendys, its not nuclear ...
Posted by E*R*I*K on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST