black magic, the parties of the mind, particle acceleration, radiation deflection, astral projection, space colonization, paradoxes, pain-free livin', hot dogs (beef), old people (not driving but still being alive), being awesome, bacon, laughing, making others laugh, music (recording and playing(?)), space stuff, turkey, fred tomaselli, shitty tv, sleeping, humor, women with knives, and knives that read minds, darkness and pain (the fun kinds). making the sort of record that you will want to listen to for a long time or that makes you remember listening to records and being taken somewhere that isn't the mall or a fucking video game commercial.
I'd like to meet:
psychonauts. ghosts. people smarter than me. the human originator. the keeper of blood. oh, and retards! i love retards! is heroin a person? if so; him (or her).
serial killers who would not want to kill me or make me feel too weird.
brain erasers (not like the ones in the movies, the real ones who can just flip a switch and poof that shit.
people that will absolutely blow my mind. (though, be warned, it's not an easy one...)
someone who can explain shit to me when we're on the soil of some distant planet and i can't figure out where to get a slice of pizza or a good hot dog.
air conditioned clothes for the tennessee summer heat.
people who like shitty horror from time to time. or people who like to watch movies (who the hell does that??).
i would like to meet the best songs ever. the ultimate truth kind... i will massage them and treat them nice.
people who want to give me money to make their records sound good. people who want to give me their money to make their songs better than they were previously. people who want to give me their money for my blood.
i cut my shin. i cut my thumb. i cut my brain.
a little understanding.
the perfect opposite to me.
a witchdoctor/shaman/medicine man who can help me figure it out.
whores what makes hell's fire light the sky during the day! o! helios, you enchantress!
i DO NOT want to meet:
+trade secret violators!
+chainsaws currently throttling.
+people/animals in clown makeup
+politicians
+bummers
Music:
bob dylan, the beatles, the band, the beach boys, brian wilson, wilco, mr matt moody (hands down eugene), nina simone, the louvin brothers, kings of convenience, the super friendz, mock orange, david bowie, turbo fruits, umbrella tree, caitlan rose, turncoats, JEFF, cake bake betty, be your own PET, t.rex, roxy music, the cure, (old) metallica, pavement, low, blonde redhead, justin timberlake, shuddertothink, failure, apollo up!, zach grace, the whole fantastic world, kanye west, the zombies, thin lizzy, forget cassettes, the carter administration, stevie wonder, yes, king crimson, ocelots, henryk gorecki, the privates, drakkar sauna, new buffalo, the cars, good songs.
Movies:
hitchcock, wes anderson, fincher, coen(s), pt anderson, jonze, horror film, the apatow clan, barf patrol 8.
Television:
loooooooost. and animal planet (put your kittens in my mouth) and court tv or anything about murders or serial killers. holograms. sometimes i draw fast like it's tv and then i pass out and see grandma.
Books:
murakami, bukowski, palahniuk, dick, auster, delillo, tolle, 100 suns, any good music bio or recording session diary for the beatles, dylan, the beach boys, and that unreleased jesus record he did with some whales.
Heroes:
kenny buttrey. and whoever those people are when they make those records. phil spector (the murderer one). carl sagan.
