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About Me

I started playing music around the time of the fall of William Hague. It was an ironic surprise to find he would only rise again. I play music using guitar, harmonica and words. I spent two years in a musical training school in southern Portugal called The Iberian Center for Furniture Moving and Guitar Playing. After I completed a degree in furniture moving, i used my new skills to move a guitar back to London. I sailed back in a vessel manned by me and three others. We were hit by a wave off the coast of Brighton, two of the crew lost the use of their tongues, and me and the final crew member swam back to shore later followed by my guitar; that washed up two days later. While my instrument was to damaged to play I aren't money juggling at old peoples homes, though eventually turned to crime. With the money i made from juggling and crime i repaired my guitar. Then using a harmonica i had earned with crime i made some songs. I played these songs with a small folk trio i'd made earlier that year. With the dream line up of Earl 'finger wailin'' Johnson and Bobby 'got no shoes' no shoes I started playing mine and bobby's songs. We made millions, though we lost everything, including Bobby's shoes, on a fateful Danish winter. With Bobby in Iraq and Earl spending his days creating proverbs at the back of Cafe Nero in Clapham Junction, i decided to go solo. I currently am believed to be living in Brighton, though have been spotted four times in London.
For booking inquiries email me at: [email protected]
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Member Since: 12/12/2006
Band Website: farming.com
Band Members: Gabriel Burne: In charge of stringed box noise and words

Will White: Accompaniment and production (Will White however is in the talk taxis and is not officially a member of this act)

Action Jackson: Producer, Artistic Director and Vibe Consultant.
Influences: Bobby Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Bruce Springsteen, Sam Beer, I am Kloot, Tom Waits, Tom Petty, Led Zeppelin, Kings of Leon, Jimi Hendrix, Kid Harpoon, Will White, Arcade Fire, Talk Taxis, The Maccabees, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Ben Burne and some other musical and non musical cats.
Sounds Like: Words and noise.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Ill cut down every tree with just a ballpoint pen

I was thinking about Boris Johnson, and how he's probably one of the most despicable men in the world, I'm pretty convinced of this. People who voted for should feel horribly guilty, and should be cry...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

It takes a womans lies to make a man like me.

I'm sorry that i haven't written one of these in a while, I'm supposed to be very busy at the moment. This is my first blog since the my settlement into my new habitat of Brighton. Brighton is most gr...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:37:00 PST

One foot in the grave, one foot on the peddle, I was born a rebel

My days have become as perfect as they can be. I've retired, no ones given me a bus pass, but I've retired. I don't have a job, i don't have anything to do. I play my guitar, watch clips of various am...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST

That was called love for the workers in song, probably still is for those of them left

I woke up bright and early today on account of having to move my car from an illegal parking space as of 9:30am. The weather was fine, on account of Britain now tilting towards the sun. Everyone was s...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:03:00 PST

The poets down here don't write nothing at all, they just stand back and let it all be

It started out somwhere in Wandsworth on wednesday night, i went out for a quick drink then home for delicous night sleep. I was told that everyone at the pub was going out to a party with a free...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

I was born by the river, in a little tent

I slept but 5 of gods hours last night. That anouts to 13 hours sleep in the last 3 days. Tonight i probably wont get that much more sleep, i can only hope everyone is too depreesed an or poor to...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

The good people of Britain need and deserve £5 notes

There's a shortage of £5 notes apparently, there locked in a volt somewhere in the Bank of England. Probably guarded by trolls, riddles, triple headed creatures and such. As i write this some news bro...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

Please withnail, i don't feel good

I feel fucking awful, i woke up after 10 hours sleep feeling tired and drained, didn't even get that drunk last night. My nose is blocked, i have a headache, my eyes are constantly watering and a...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

While dropping a barbell he points to the sky

Soon i will be leaving south America, where currnetly in a desert oasis on the south coast of Peru, and tommorow we get a bus to Lima and leave this fine place.We spent the last week in Loki hos...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:30:00 PST

You may not use the web cam for pornographic means.

Heres just a few things me Bryn, Fred and Louis have been doing that i haven´t mentioned. Coppa Cabbanah Is a small town on the coast of lake titticacca. We were there for a couple of nights or maybe ...
Posted by Gabriel Burne on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST