for I can blow my plum and drink my rum and then go home and have my fun |
I was all clean after taking a bath, and that was how it should be as I had a wedding to attend. I had on my good shoes that I don't wear much with my red socks on underneath. The recycling was accumu...
Posted by Ben on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:59:00 PST |
Ill be eligible for parole come Valentines day |
"I'm gonna kill something," I said, as I went to the open window and loaded the rifle. There must be something in the air out here, I don't usually say anything like that. Looking around, there really...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:23:00 PST |
2 ideas Ill probably never do anything with:* |
1.) UPS & Downs - Get a job on the nightshift at the UPS depot on Kentish Town Road. Become nocturnal and live in a brown uniform. Spend a lot of time in the Bull & Gate shooting bad pool and drinking...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:13:00 PST |
Gentlemen! I would never attempt to rape two women at the same time. |
I was sitting in the bath, drinking a beer, watching a movie. It’s a hell of a way to spend a weekday afternoon. The doorbell rang. The doorbell sounds like a Gatling gun and I poured beer all o...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:27:00 PST |
God said dont give me your tin-horn prayers |
There's been some weather; wind and rain. In North London several people's umbrellas were turned inside-out. In Devon a woman had to carry her dog along the street through two-and-a-half inches of wat...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:32:00 PST |
and you walk wet streets trying to remember all the wild breezes in your memory ever |
The weather outside is glorious and the sunlight is pushing it through the slats in the blind and there's no mistake that this room could well be behind a door along the corridors of power in the gove...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:52:00 PST |
you never trip, you never stumble; hes walking Spanish down the hall |
I've been 26 now for 7 weeks. 2 of those weeks, more or less, were spent working and 5 of them were spent drinking. The money's running out and nothing's getting any cheaper. I'm not that bad at drink...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:58:00 PST |
spending the facts of my life like small change on strangers |
Through a competition with Yazoo you can have your letter launched into space. Yazoo are the milkshake people at the Campina dairy. What is there to put in a letter launched into space? It must depend...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:29:00 PST |
before the mirror |
the day started well, butthat did not lastlong,as I left herwith the warm bed andstepped into a death corridorof 5.45 a.m. streets.just to earn a crust: pulling cables or shucking peas or gat...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:52:00 PST |
they say that dreams are growing wild just this side of burma shave |
I'm sick of people not keeping appointments. I'm sick of people expecting me to keep appointments. I'm sick of autumn leaves and the north wind. I'm sick of telephones and telephone calls. I'm sick of...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST |
