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Hannah

i like boys who talk trash

About Me

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I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

My Interests

Chicken nuggets, the blues bar, catching babies, drinking tea, s, smoking too many cigarettes, buying things i can't afford, sending too many text messages, sleeping, being right, watching nabs, talking too much and running up my phone bill, wearing red nail varnish (but not whilst catching babies), living beyond my means, reading elle magazine, dying my hair, playing with my make up....many other things that are much less shallow and much more intellectual than this list......

I'd like to meet:

can you spot me?

Music:



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Television:

NEIGHBOURS (forever).Blackadder, Father Ted, Little Britain, The League of Gentlemen, Pride and Prejudice (the BBC version), Desperate Midwives, Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City (i know it's wrong), The Simpsons, Spaced, Nighty Night, Peep Show, Top Gear, The OC, The Day Today, Jeeves and Wooster

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Heroes:

Sheila Kitzinger, Michel Odent, Roy Castle, Sheryl Baker, Lowrie Turner, Ainsley Harriot, Micheals (Flatley and Stipe), Kim Wilde, Molly Ringwald, Mick and the Boys, Bonnie Langford, Floella Benjamin, Louises (Williams and Rednap/Nerding), Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond, Eddie Izzard, Fern Cotton, Wyclef Jean, Wee Man, Stone Cold Steve Austin and the very lovely Johnny Knoxville, Mark the Honkey from Peep Show, Trev and Simon, Tony Sharp and Neil Buchanan, Pat Sharp,
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Diora Baird Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin? apparently this 'celeb' has the same bra size as me and subsequently our boobs are identical - soph they must be the same as yours too!

My Blog

i’m loving every idiosyncrasy

have been listening to the new scroobius pip track on loop this week - i wholeheartedly suggest you do the same...had a smashingly good swappy time of it last night, i do so adore a night fuelled by f...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST

rusty nails

rusty nails (scotch and ginger wine for those not in the know) are definately the camping-friendly cocktail. wash them down with half a bottle of port and i swear you'll not feel the cold or notice t...
Posted by Hannah on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

25 is over

and so i return to the westcounrty for my last few days of being 25. first stop was a wedding in dorset; the marriage of a second-cousin whom i have seen very little of since i was about 8 to an incr...
Posted by Hannah on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:16:00 PST

treat me mean and cruel, but love me

writing on a mac limits me to small black text; however you should be aware that in my mind i am writing in great big pink letters. i have finised my essays! they may well be shite, but frankly i ha...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:15:00 PST

i'm not alone in the night....

the days and the weeks are all rolling into one big weird twilight zone-esque essay driven nightmare. i have been sat here for lord only knows how long, sometimes i sit outside and smoke, sometimes i...
Posted by Hannah on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:39:00 PST

where have all the cowboys gone?

oh good christ i am bored. have reached critical essay-writing mass and am quite ready to throw myself out of a window (bow's such a grubby old shithole that noone would mind the mess). everything s...
Posted by Hannah on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

grit, piss and vinegar

am ashamed to admit that the babies on the neonatal intensive care unit irritate me slightly for being so pathetic and tube fed and ooh wash your hands before and after and while you touch them. clear...
Posted by Hannah on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

grasp your nettles firmly girl

grasping my nettles firmly i went to meet the DJ whose reputation suggested i should instead run in the other direction. but, having recently been terribly disappointed by a man who appeared to be so ...
Posted by Hannah on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

take my breath away why don't you...?

i recently read an article in an old magazine. 'famous' men had been asked what made them fall in love with their wives, girlfriends, mothers-of-their-children etc. the overwhelming answer went some...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

savvy?

tonight i am going to the bull with ame. the entire back half of said public house smells of urinal cakes. the husband and i had our first ever date there. one of a friend's boobs once fell out of he...
Posted by Hannah on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:12:00 PST