Self-gratification and making money.
Those interested in horses and fishing. Those who enjoy outdoor pursuits especially hill walking. I am extremely sporty and hate those who aren't (I have an excellent seat). Men need only apply to be my friend if they fulfil the following criteria:1) wear white linen trousers; 2) drive a motor-bike 3) are long sighted; 4) have kind eyes; 5) drink real ales and despise men who drink spirits with mixers; 6) tend towards bigottry.
Only 1930-1950s jazz. Preferably big band with crooning vocals (rather like jamie cullum only real)
Anything with Russell Crowe or Meg Ryan. Anything with sub-titles that looks 'art house'.
Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Midsummer Murders, A Touch Of Frost (etc.) and University Challenge. any DIY disaster programmes.
Mills and Boons. Exclusively.
Meg Ryan, Florence Nightengale, Russell Whitehead.