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dean

Fuckin not my lion... so fuck you, you fuckin fuck!

About Me

SWAP-A-RAMA RAZZMATAZZ
SWAP-A-RAMA UPCOMING DATES

30th OCTOBER - SWAP OR DIE!!!!! Favela Chic London

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Razzmatazzers
A dog than can speak
A wanking monkey robot

Music:

ATTENTION!!! SEAGULLS SUMMER MIX FOR YOUR DOWNLOADING PLEASURE

Seagulls summer mix mp3, click here!

Ten tracks that i like right now, give it a listen!

Movies:

Hooper..

Books:

Jim Thompson... anything thing else is just trying to show off and look all clever..

Heroes:

Neither you or I, thats for damn sure..

My Blog

SWAP OR DIE II

OCTOBER 30th @ FAVELA CHIC LONDON SWAP OR DIE the Resurrection Swap or DIE! are back for another chilling celebration of all things dark and ghastly.Join zombie Dj's Victor Lavish and Butch Façade i...
Posted by dean on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:05:00 PST

NEW NIGHT IN POSH SOUTH KENSINTON...

LA CHAISE ELECTRIQUEEVERY WEDNESDAY @ FIREHOUSE SW7Why resist the sweet torture of "la chaise électrique" ?Set in the deliciously decadent and private basement of the Firehouse, there will be no taboo...
Posted by dean on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:42:00 PST

SWAP OR DIE

Its on peopleOctober 31st HALLOWEEN SWAP OR DIE get your ghastly selves down to the halloween party to DIE for.Live band, Screaming Klaxons, Denim Is Everything freebies, Blood everywhere, nasty dri...
Posted by dean on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:34:00 PST

Hold That

Down the road thats where ill always be...new music on my page and some new photos from frews birtharama.so fuckin hold that you pair of scruffy cunts!and they named a hurricane after me and only me. ...
Posted by dean on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

the floor

waking up on the floor somewhere at someones house in paris makes me ponder why! then i recall that i started biting people in a bar. why on earth would i do this. prehaps, just prehaps its the drinki...
Posted by dean on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:21:00 PST

Fuck FaceBook

Yeah i joined, but i will be fucked if i am getting anymore involved other than bitching about it(until of course everyones doing it, or i get offered sex through it!).Get a grip, how many of these 'i...
Posted by dean on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

I am rubbish, give me a job

Can anyone give me a job?I have absolutely no skills, hate any type of authority, and am a complete incompetent. I do however pocess a clean driving license, no criminal record and have a rather nice ...
Posted by dean on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST

La Perle

it really is the best place to drink during the day in paris and thats final, i dont want to hear anymore about it, no... shut up, i dont care. 'yeh but its like' - no you're a twat now be quiet becua...
Posted by dean on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

SWAPARAMA CLOTHES STEALING

its come to my attention at our recent events that the more unscrupulous party goers are actually arriving with empty carrier bags and proceed to run around the event filling said bags with large amou...
Posted by dean on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Laughing Cow

Don't even get me started on that dirty heffer. Not the skinny light type, i want the full fat bovine that gives the biggest weight gain with every mouthfull.And so my beastial sex rampage with produc...
Posted by dean on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:34:00 PST