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Derek Meins

Debut mini album 'The Famous Poet' out now on 1965

About Me

Mini album 'The Famous Poet' by Derek Meins is out now on 1965 records, click the album cover to find out more:
Come to see Derek perform at the next Soapbox night!
A message from The Famous Poet Derek Meins:
"Throughout my life I have learned many different things; some of which I find impossible to fathom and most of which I believe are not true. These things seem to erase themselves from my memory soon after I have "learned" them. History, Geography, peoples names, moral and social conduct, telephone numbers; the lists are never ending and utterely pointless. These days, a head can easily find itself filled to the brim with nonsensical and irritating "information", trying to avoid this is, I beleive, the best plan.
Recently, though, I have learned one thing that falls into a completely different catogory altogether. This is something that should be remembered at all times, especially when frustration runs thick in your veins. What I have learned is that no matter what you find yourself doing, wherever you may be headed, your final destination will always be at the top of a gigantic hill. These hills tend to differ depending on your circumstance and mood. For example, if you begin to feel that life is an oyster that holds no pearl inside, this is when you will be faced with a hill so steep that it is impossible to see the top. The Uphill Struggle. This is the lesson I have learned. The hill may take many different forms but they will always be hard to climb. Ask Sisyphus.
It is generally believed that something must change when you become "Dead". Perhaps this means that after shifting from this mortal coil we will all reach the top of our hill and be free to stroll gaily down the otherside, without worry or woe. Perhaps not.
These people who are counting from the wrong end may be under the impression that I am young. This would be a foolish assumption. My name is Derek Meins. I am getting old and there are still things that must be done. I perform songs and poems relating to The Uphill Struggle amongst other things. I do hope that someday when I reach my summit I am able to look behind me and laugh before sauntering lazily back down the otherside. I am aware though, that I will probably complain of pains in my calf muscles after walking down hill for a while. Oh, well, it is the human condition after all......... "
Watch Derek Meins perform one of his poems here..
Halfway up a Hill

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Member Since: 10/2/2006
Band Members: 'Richard' is going through phases, it amazes us how much he changes...
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Record Label: 1965 Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Soapbox returns to Soho!

After a month off due to touring commitments I am pleased to announce that the Soapbox club returns to Soho........THIS THURSDAY! 22nd May.Guests this month are the fabulous London based noise-ster po...
Posted by Derek Meins on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

A Tale of Two Tails

It was cold, in fact, if the truth were told it was bloody freezing. The hyena, who had a bit of a problem with the drink, remarked this fact to his companion, the lazy cat. "The weather this evening ...
Posted by Derek Meins on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:35:00 PST

The first Soapbox club of 2008!

Hello evryone, happy new year to you all! The first Soapbox club of 2008 is to be held on Thursday 24th of January. It will be at The New Evaristo club, Greek st, Soho, as usual. (opposite The pillars...
Posted by Derek Meins on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:24:00 PST

The Soapbox Club!

Hello everyone, I hope all is well. I want to let you all know about I night I am organising on thursday the 22nd of november. It is called the Soapbox Club and entails myself stood upon "The Soapbox ...
Posted by Derek Meins on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:17:00 PST

The Blue Suit

When he was christened they had called him Phillip but the more and more he thought about it, the less and less he considered himself a Christian. Nowadays they all call him Phil, simply because it is...
Posted by Derek Meins on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

News update

Hello everyone. Hope you are all well. My first e.p. comes out on monday. Its got two songs and two poems on it. It comes out on 1965 Records, so please have a look out for it. Also, I wanted to let y...
Posted by Derek Meins on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

Ex - her - size

I'd been thinking Mary had been getting a bit fat, and when I suggested running she said she'd be up for that. So, we both put on our tracksuits and went out into the night, but when the jogging ...
Posted by Derek Meins on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

Getting on with it

"Bloody Hell, this box is heavy!" I said to the boss as I carried a delivery of stock into the store room. "Stop complaining," he replied, "I've had enough of your lip today. Put that down over t...
Posted by Derek Meins on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

Statement

I realise now that at the time it was the wrong thing to do. I shouldn't have done it. What I should have done was act differently. Everything that has happened since then shows me that it wasn't...
Posted by Derek Meins on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

How do you do?

Kimberly sat on a park bench nonchalantly inspecting her perfectly manicured fingernails. Her clothes fitted her well, looked expensive and most probably were. It was obvious from only a quick glance ...
Posted by Derek Meins on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:04:00 PST